Cheese Dreams

[Delta40]

My dreams are made from cheddar
Extra strong so I get tangled
in my quilt as I try to escape.
You're not going anywhere but
this bouncy castle young lass!
Toss then turn.
Beaded sweat is threaded
into bracelets for the starving.
I crumble to the taste of
water gushing through me
and tumble into valleys I will never visit.
Crackpots and crackers
tell me its taxtime all year round.
They handcuff me until
I sign a declaration of truth.
Now go away!
An old man proclaims loudly
that shoes are not required
when I stick my head out of a car window.
Woof woof! he barks
and morphs into a bottle of detergent.
Glass of bubbly anyone?
I cry hopelessly into the still night
when a ghost by my side laughs
and offers me a slice of gouda murmuring,
your next dream will be milder.

[MystyrMystyry]

What a smile fest!

I'm still grinning from ear to ear Delta, like a big slice of watermelon - thankyou :)

[Hawkman]

That was a fun ride, Delta. My dreams, not that I dream much, have never been that interesting! the punch line reminds me a bit of the Goons.

"Here, have a gorilla."

"No thanks, I only smoke baboons!"

or

"Here, have a gorilla."

"Thanks." (sounds of struggle and beastial roaring) "My god, these Gorillas are strong!"

"Try one of my monkeys, they're milder..."

:D

Best, H

[Haunted]

Wow, what an adventure. Your imagination knows no limit Delta. I'll think twice before I have cheddar cheese again!