Delta40
09-03-2011, 06:46 PM
He squeezed out purple blue,
cord around his neck
to loud cheering footy fans.
THE CLOCK STARTS TICKING.
Carlton goal at the MCG.
Mum’s warm breath on his face.
First cry.
Ooh just look at him Dave.
Hush woman! Yes! You little beauty!
I reckon that one’s a winner.
Good on ya nurse, you did a bonza job.
Slippery and wet,
the humidity dried him so fast
his skin flaked before he
so much as took his first breath
But his cries were drowned out by the telly.
Then he cooed to Vaseline jelly.
He was walking before he knew it,
running at the drop of a hat.
CAR HORN HONKING
Skateboard knee graze.
Look left, right then left again.
Knife in the right, fork in the left.
Through the years Vicks Vapour Rub,
Aniseed cough syrup and a stinging sharp belt on his behind
reminded him of how much he was loved.
Don’t take lollies from strangers.
How he yearned to be like his old man.
TICK TICK TICK
He went from Johnsons Baby Shampoo
to aromatic mixtures of tobacco, aftershave, beer.
He wore Greasy, oily King Gee overalls
when he bought his first car.
Family gathering with Sunday lunch on the go.
His own new son suckled by THE WEAKEST LINK.
Slow down to 40kmph children crossing.
Father and son guzzle a carton of Emu Export.
TICK TICK TICK
It will never be time to make a change now.
Sizzling snaggers on the barbie, they bond, they burp.
Is it time yet Mr Wolf?
Missus alright now?
She’ll never be Australia’s NextTop Model but it’s ok.
Talking of tits have you seen our new neighbours?
Stay Alive. Don’t Drink and Drive
Smoking causes lung cancer and heart problems.
Yeah we save the environment by using glass.
In his old man’s day all Blue Stratos men
hang glided across the alps or bought the lady Milk Tray.
Pissed, he felt jealous when his wife nursed his son.
You poor dear! Don't you know you've married a man
approaching ZERO HOUR?
In unision, they both scratched their arses
while the women tossed coleslaw,
switching between channels
Buy one get one free but if you ring in the next 15 minutes,
we’ll even give you a third one.
Get outta here! What would I do with three snuggies?
Ladies, we can get rid of those stretch marks with bio oil.
Go see what those men are doing love.
Jaws music, the Classic of fear.
Bang! The snaggers exploded, their insides bulged out.
His face turned purple blue.
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.
He collapsed on the patio
all slippery and wet from beer and urine.
Well bugger me! Hey! Hey! Someone call the ambo
Heart and blood pounded desperately
KA BOOM, KA BOOM KA BOOMBOOMBOOM.
Gurgly choke in the throat.
Last cry.
Men, we can rebuild him
We have the technology.
His baby son squirmed helplessly
at the The Six Million Dollar Man credits.
His wife's warm breath on his face.
A Darwin death mask in the making.
Surprise! Hey where are all the streamers and sparklers guys?
Jesus! My son. Get me a beer!
I’ll always love you.
Somebody save him!
TICK TICK TIC TI......
It’s no use mate.
The MGM Lion roared at full volume
Once GRRRR
Twice GRRRR
and drowned out his crying baby son.
cord around his neck
to loud cheering footy fans.
THE CLOCK STARTS TICKING.
Carlton goal at the MCG.
Mum’s warm breath on his face.
First cry.
Ooh just look at him Dave.
Hush woman! Yes! You little beauty!
I reckon that one’s a winner.
Good on ya nurse, you did a bonza job.
Slippery and wet,
the humidity dried him so fast
his skin flaked before he
so much as took his first breath
But his cries were drowned out by the telly.
Then he cooed to Vaseline jelly.
He was walking before he knew it,
running at the drop of a hat.
CAR HORN HONKING
Skateboard knee graze.
Look left, right then left again.
Knife in the right, fork in the left.
Through the years Vicks Vapour Rub,
Aniseed cough syrup and a stinging sharp belt on his behind
reminded him of how much he was loved.
Don’t take lollies from strangers.
How he yearned to be like his old man.
TICK TICK TICK
He went from Johnsons Baby Shampoo
to aromatic mixtures of tobacco, aftershave, beer.
He wore Greasy, oily King Gee overalls
when he bought his first car.
Family gathering with Sunday lunch on the go.
His own new son suckled by THE WEAKEST LINK.
Slow down to 40kmph children crossing.
Father and son guzzle a carton of Emu Export.
TICK TICK TICK
It will never be time to make a change now.
Sizzling snaggers on the barbie, they bond, they burp.
Is it time yet Mr Wolf?
Missus alright now?
She’ll never be Australia’s NextTop Model but it’s ok.
Talking of tits have you seen our new neighbours?
Stay Alive. Don’t Drink and Drive
Smoking causes lung cancer and heart problems.
Yeah we save the environment by using glass.
In his old man’s day all Blue Stratos men
hang glided across the alps or bought the lady Milk Tray.
Pissed, he felt jealous when his wife nursed his son.
You poor dear! Don't you know you've married a man
approaching ZERO HOUR?
In unision, they both scratched their arses
while the women tossed coleslaw,
switching between channels
Buy one get one free but if you ring in the next 15 minutes,
we’ll even give you a third one.
Get outta here! What would I do with three snuggies?
Ladies, we can get rid of those stretch marks with bio oil.
Go see what those men are doing love.
Jaws music, the Classic of fear.
Bang! The snaggers exploded, their insides bulged out.
His face turned purple blue.
BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.
He collapsed on the patio
all slippery and wet from beer and urine.
Well bugger me! Hey! Hey! Someone call the ambo
Heart and blood pounded desperately
KA BOOM, KA BOOM KA BOOMBOOMBOOM.
Gurgly choke in the throat.
Last cry.
Men, we can rebuild him
We have the technology.
His baby son squirmed helplessly
at the The Six Million Dollar Man credits.
His wife's warm breath on his face.
A Darwin death mask in the making.
Surprise! Hey where are all the streamers and sparklers guys?
Jesus! My son. Get me a beer!
I’ll always love you.
Somebody save him!
TICK TICK TIC TI......
It’s no use mate.
The MGM Lion roared at full volume
Once GRRRR
Twice GRRRR
and drowned out his crying baby son.