?Where'd you go

[MystyrMystyry]

So what happened to you little thief?
One minute in my pocket and the next

Whoosh!

Nowhere to be seen,
And no one having seen you
Just gone
Totally traceless
With my favorite shades as well

I purchased you on purpose
But you renegged on the deal
Before I even had a chance to name you

Maybe artistic immortality
Isn't your thing
But my best sunnies!?

You'd have to grow
And do a Pinnochio

Though again
You did manage to escape

I want them back
Stick 'em in my letterbox
No questions asked

Who am I kidding
You're gone
And that's that

I went back
To buy
A replacement
Bigger than you
By a whole third

Which is quite a lot
At your teeny level

I just don't know what to think

Silly trickster

[MystyrMystyry]

I actually bought two replacements - one is a keyring manikin:

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m605/mystyrmystyry/DSCN1417.jpg

(Possibly the worst photo I've ever taken)

[MystyrMystyry]

Better one

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m605/mystyrmystyry/f-1.jpg

[Jack of Hearts]

A mannequin stole your sunglasses? They're clearly in the picture beside that archaic television.






J

[MystyrMystyry]

Curiously they're my least favorites of about 6 wearable pair - but it could have taken that television gladly

[Jack of Hearts]

Well, the fleeing mannequin clearly isn't one of your biggest fans. But if you look an inch to the right of him...





J

[MystyrMystyry]

You mean the punctigyradical koroftoprop? That's not a fan - it's a punctigyradical koroftoprop, that is