MystyrMystyry
08-18-2011, 07:51 PM
I was typing a poem at the computer
When of an unexpected sudden
A hand appeared on my monitor
And beckoned me to come closer
And quick as a flash reached out
And grasped my pyjama lapels
Then pulled me into the internet
My molecules transfigured into electrons
Such confusion as bits collided with bytes
Of mega and giga proportions, then terror flops!
And words! There were a zillion letters and
Foreign symbols to come to terms with
So much conflicting information
A google of Mpgs, Jpgs, and YouTubes
As I sped headlong down the Superhighways
To who knows where - Hell presumably
But I was already there, so how could
The destination be any worse?
Antiviruses began to attack me
(Unfairly I reckon)
And I received a nasty burn from a firewall
I looked around desperately for the owner
Of the hand who'd caused this discomfort
But my face was met only with an invisible slap
I think the hardware's heading for a crash
Damn this Komputer Krap!
When of an unexpected sudden
A hand appeared on my monitor
And beckoned me to come closer
And quick as a flash reached out
And grasped my pyjama lapels
Then pulled me into the internet
My molecules transfigured into electrons
Such confusion as bits collided with bytes
Of mega and giga proportions, then terror flops!
And words! There were a zillion letters and
Foreign symbols to come to terms with
So much conflicting information
A google of Mpgs, Jpgs, and YouTubes
As I sped headlong down the Superhighways
To who knows where - Hell presumably
But I was already there, so how could
The destination be any worse?
Antiviruses began to attack me
(Unfairly I reckon)
And I received a nasty burn from a firewall
I looked around desperately for the owner
Of the hand who'd caused this discomfort
But my face was met only with an invisible slap
I think the hardware's heading for a crash
Damn this Komputer Krap!