Twota
08-10-2011, 08:05 PM
I am stuck in a traffic jam
just like the piss in my hose,
I think about the dry spell I am in,
but my bladder sends another warm pulse
saying she's more important now, and
threatening of ending the 'dry' spell,
the cars don't seem to be moving so soon
so I leave the car and search for public toilets,
I find one and usually I keep searching for the cleanest cabin,
but I am full to the brim so I rush into the first empty one,
I zip down my pants and I get ready to let the stream out,
but I see some circular brown spots
in the white porcelain that stops the flow,
I remember the white paper and the ink drops,
full stops again, even in the toilet I get full stops!
I flush but the water aint strong enough to remove them,
so sick of the dry spell dirt so I aim and fire
to destroy the dots with my turbulent flowing piss,
one after the other till the toilet is all clean
and I run out of ammo, I feel my mind is free now again,
I thank God for being a male, and I start to wonder:
what the hell happened to my car by now?
just like the piss in my hose,
I think about the dry spell I am in,
but my bladder sends another warm pulse
saying she's more important now, and
threatening of ending the 'dry' spell,
the cars don't seem to be moving so soon
so I leave the car and search for public toilets,
I find one and usually I keep searching for the cleanest cabin,
but I am full to the brim so I rush into the first empty one,
I zip down my pants and I get ready to let the stream out,
but I see some circular brown spots
in the white porcelain that stops the flow,
I remember the white paper and the ink drops,
full stops again, even in the toilet I get full stops!
I flush but the water aint strong enough to remove them,
so sick of the dry spell dirt so I aim and fire
to destroy the dots with my turbulent flowing piss,
one after the other till the toilet is all clean
and I run out of ammo, I feel my mind is free now again,
I thank God for being a male, and I start to wonder:
what the hell happened to my car by now?