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DieterM
08-05-2011, 09:18 AM
“We need to talk”, Amber said. She was standing in front of the huge bay window, her slender silhouette highlighted by the city below. Through the hidden high-tech speakers, the remastered Giulini-recording of “Don Giovanni” coated the whole living-room-area with a discrete shield of Mozart exclusivity.

“We do that quite frequently, honey, don’t we?” Edgar answered teasingly without lifting his head. The numbers on his IPad created a complex pattern, a multi-layered, hypnotizing symphony of promise and cash-flow and productivity and net growth that he eagerly gazed at.

Amber sighed before walking over to the white leather couch where he was sitting. “Really talk,” she specified and sat down beside her husband in an elegantly flowing movement. She looked at her manicured nails painted an expensive dark red, waiting for him to react.

Edgar lightly touched the screen, which went dark immediately. He put the IPad on the oversized glass-table before him, folded his fingers on his lap and smiled at Amber. She was such a beautiful woman, breathtakingly so. That noble nose; those wide, blue eyes; the fragile-looking, bare neck; the rich, black hair spilling over her frail shoulders; her ability to wear those white designer clothes with such a natural grace; the deep tan of her immaculate skin that glowed with health and softness.

“Are you free tomorrow afternoon?” Edgar asked out of the blue. “Can we meet on North Rodeo Drive?”

“Where exactly?” Amber asked back, blinking. “When? And why, for God’s sake?” She sounded taken aback by the sudden change of subject.

“I want to buy you a neat little something,” Edgar grinned liked a shy boy. He leaned over and kissed her on that soft spot right beneath her ear. How he loved that musky smell of tobacco flowers, vanilla and cocoa she was wearing. “Each drop of that ****ing – whatdotheycallit, damn? – Eau de Parfum worth the buck it costs”, that’s how Edgar’s associate had so blatantly but accurately put it.

“Oh.” Amber softened up a bit. “You must not spoil me.”

“I know. But you deserve it. And your delicious neck looks so desperately in need of some pearls. Or would you prefer a diamond?” Edgar stared at his wife, expectantly like a beggar. His voice became determined, “Let’s just do it, okay, hon? Let’s meet at Van Cleef. Is threeish alright with you?”

Amber tenderly patted his cheek. “Three is perfect, darling. You’re such a wonderful husband, do you know that?”

“Trying to do my best to match you, hon,” Edgar stood up and strolled over to the huge crystal bar to pour himself a drink. “Do you want something, too, hon?” he asked over his shoulder.

“Just a glass of that Roederer, if you want,” Amber replied slowly, gazing through the bay window with a thoughtful expression. L.A. was spread out in the distance, sparkling and shining and breathing till the end of the world. She heard a bottle being opened with a semi-loud PLOP!, liquid being poured, then the soft steps of her husband. “And above all, I want us to talk.”

“Okay, I’m back and all ears,” Edgar said, sitting down at her side, handing her the champagne flute and sipping his drink. Ice cubes clinked in the massive tumbler he was holding. “What is it, honey? You seem to be worried.”

“It’s the boy,” Amber replied. She put the champagne flute on the table without drinking.

“Oh.” Edgar had been expecting this moment, bracing himself for this discussion. “Has he done something that upset you, hon? If yes, I’ll have a stern talk with Rosita, trust me…”

“Christ, Edgar, don’t be stupid! The boy’s barely one! How could he possibly upset me? I hardly ever see him, anyway,” Amber reacted testily. Whenever she used his first name, he knew that something serious was up.

“Haven’t you told me that he’s started teething?” Edgar wanted to know, nonetheless a bit miffed by his wife’s tone.

“Oh, that.” Amber shook her hand dismissively. “Yeah, it seems. I think I heard him cry yesterday, when Karen was here. In fact, it was Karen who noticed the noise…”

“And that bothered you, hon? I do understand. It can be quite disturbing to have a brat brawl when you’re having a nice chat with your best friend…”, Edgar said.

“Well, it did not bother me, Ed! Can I finish what I have to say, please?” Amber’s voice grew impatient and annoyed. “Hell, it’s already quite difficult for me to say what I gotta say, okay?” She took a nervous sip of her champagne at last.

“Sorry, hon,” Edgar soothed her. “Go on. And take your time, if it’s so hard for you.”

“Okay. So, yes, we heard the boy cry for a while,” Amber went on, calmer now. “I simply instructed Rosalita over the intercom to take him further downstairs. I mean, you can’t possibly have a child govern your life, right? So, the nuisance didn’t last too long, okay?”

“Great. Go on, hon. What is it then?”

“Well…” A long and desperate sigh escaped Amber. “I don’t know. I can’t explain, really. I mean, it’s nothing, you know, tangible…”

“But?” Edgar sensed that there must be a ‘but’ there.

“But…” Amber needed some more champagne to find the courage. “… I don’t want it. Him. I don’t want him anymore.”

There, it was said. And Edgar had known all along.

(to be continued)

Steven Hunley
08-05-2011, 09:40 AM
This was a delight. Steeped in monied atmosphere, full of good dialogue, and rich in description. A delight.

Steven Hunley
08-05-2011, 10:19 AM
This was a delight. Steeped in monied atmosphere, full of good dialogue, and rich in description. A delight.

Delta40
08-05-2011, 06:32 PM
I don't know why Steve often posts the same post twice! I enjoyed this mainly because you're taking on a theme that is highly judged (especially by other mothers!) It dripped with self centredness and a lifestyle 1000 miles out of my league. It was also a very easy read which means you didn't steep the story in unnecessary details. I look forward to reading the next instalment!

DieterM
08-06-2011, 04:54 AM
Hi Steven & Delta, so glad you liked it. The story's finished so I'll post the next instalment right below.

DieterM
08-06-2011, 04:56 AM
Ah, the boy. Louis-Philippe. They called him Lou, which still sounded exotic enough yet more appropriate. Lou had turned out a precious gem, after having proven an expensive one. Pure French aristocracy, the Pedigree Certificate had stated. Perfect white skin, good genes already showing. Edgar had not hesitated a second. He had even grown quite fond of the toddler, in a distant, discrete, reasonable sort of way. Edgar was a man of fondness because this sentiment seemed so much more convenient for a man of his position; he only loved his wife. His fondness stretched from his exciting and lucrative job to his exquisite upbringing, included his Maseratis and his countless Rolex, comprised his property up here on Holmby Hills, too, and last but not least, his recent acquisition, this little being called Lou, who had become his legal son.

The boy was beautiful, as far as an eleven-month-old baby can be called beautiful. Beautiful enough, anyway, to be shown off, adequately tranquilized, to business acquaintances or closer friends. Normally, Edgar would start the Grand Tour with introducing his pretty wife; then, the luxury-car collection; then a lazy stroll through the three-storey Palazzo built into the hill; at last, he’d summon Rosalita to bring up the baby. “He’s so precious,” he’d softly state, in front of the bay window, his arm wrapped around his wife’s shoulders in a photogenic attitude, his voice vibrating with pride and what he thought might come off as fatherly love. He gave the guests time to express how truly adorable the kid was, then Rosalita and the boy were dismissed.

So, the boy had entered the scheme of Edgar’s life, had been fit in seamlessly. Amber had wanted a child without wishing to actually go through the process of gestation herself. Edgar had relented because he loved Amber. And because having a boy, a hundred percent pure French nobility, had seemed such a neat and sensible idea. Everyone with a name or a position seemed to have a child nowadays.

Edgar was going to miss him. Somehow.

He preferred not to think of the expenses. The mere inscription costs for the White Pure & Noble Babies-Program had exceeded those of Edgar’s last Baume&Mercier Riviera. The subsequent trip to France: ten thousand dollars. He couldn’t possibly inflict a Holiday Inn on his wife, after all. The purchase of Louis-Philippe: half a million. Add the expenditures for the wet-nurse, then Rosalita’s salary, the food, the clothes, medical bills for the child… A real fortune, all in all.

Yet, if must be, Edgar was always ready to give in to his wife’s whims. Even by losing half a fortune, he’d still have the other half. Quite more than that, to be honest. And his wife’s happiness was priceless.

(to be continued)

DieterM
08-07-2011, 05:28 AM
“I’ve thought it over,” Amber surprised him by saying.

Edgar came out of his vague thoughts, that mixture of financial musings and sentimental analysis. “Have you, hon? How cute of you. Even if it wasn’t necessary at all,” he kissed her on the cheek. “You don’t want him anymore, why, we’ll simply resell him. There must be a second-hand market or something.”

“I was sure you’d say that,’ Amber’s voice was firm yet tender. “I know you just too well, darling.”

“It’s the best thing to do,” Edgar said lightly. “The only way out. If you’ve thought it over, if you’ve made up your mind, we resell him. No big deal.” He shrugged.

“Wait a moment,” Amber stood up and walked to the silver newspaper- and magazine-rack. “I’ve got something here.” She came back with a glossy little folder in her hand. “I told you I’ve thought it over. I even did some research. And found this.” She waved the folder at him. “Now, before you read it, let me explain.”

“Alright,” Edgar smiled. His wife always loved suspense. He did too; a little suspense would spice up anyone’s life.

“Okay, so the kid cost us four hundred thousand, I think,” Amber started, standing in front of him, searching his face for assent.

“A bit more,” he corrected her, “but never mind.”

“Okay, so let’s make it… half a million?” Amber’s statement came out as a question. She had never been accurate with numbers.

Edgar nodded in silence. He admired his wife for having remembered more or less. It had been his birthday gift.

“I’ve done my homework on this, darling. First, the discount for the resale of a second-hand kid mounts up to ten percent at least. Then, the boy’s no new-born baby anymore. Count a loss of one percent per month. All we’d get out of him in the end would be a mere four hundred thousand. And I don’t talk about the nuisance of having to find the buyers, okay? Because, between you and me, that could take days. If not weeks.” Amber had an eager expression on her face.

“Okay, hon, so far, so good. I do hope that you know money’s not a problem, though,” Edgar frowned at her mildly.

“Oh, I know, sweetheart,” Amber made her droll, apologizing face. “The thing is, I can’t live with the feeling that my wanting that baby so badly made us lose a hundred thousand dollars.’ She looked so thoroughly contrite that she made Edgar want to kiss her. “And I don’t want you to think that I’m a spoiled woman.”

“But you’re not, hon,” Edgar said. How he loved this woman!

“Anyway. I came up with – ta-daa! This!” Finally, Amber handed him the folder and fell back onto the soft couch. He sensed the white silk of her pantsuit brush against his thighs.

“Ok, let me see… BabySpare?” Edgar read out loud. “What’s that?”

“That’s a brand new program, darling,” Amber replied, proud of herself. “In fact, Karen told me about it yesterday. It’s all perfectly legal, covered by the recent Health and Bio-Ethic Bill. The concept is very simple, too. I’ve even contacted their agency. They’re L.A.-based, right? A very convenient address in Beverly Hills. And that nice young woman explained it a bit more to me on the phone. There are people out there who are in dire need, see. They call them the costumers. And there are other people, like us, who want to… do something with the children they don’t need or want anymore. The providers. Now the agency works as a go-between. They do a complete health check-up of the child, back in the BabySpare medical unit, for a starter. And then…”, Amber took the unopened folder out of Edgar’s hand, flipped through it until she found the right page. “Look, you’ve got the price list here.” She handed the folder back.

“Wow,” Edgar whistled, astounded. “That’s quite a nice little sum of money.”

“And the best thing: they take it all! It’s up to them to resell the parts afterwards,” Amber really sounded content. She even clapped her hands like an excited little girl. “I’ve added it up cursorily,” she started to count on her fingers, “first, there’s a hundred thousand for each kidney; then, fifty thousand for an eye – and he’s got two!; a hundred thousand for the heart; hundred thousand for the whole liver-gallbladder-and so on-stuff; finally, they add a hundred thousand for other spare parts like skin, hair, tongue… They even propose that we keep something, a finger or another minor part. As a reminder, like.”

“That’s great!” Edgar enthused.

“Isn’t it, hon? And we’d help those in need, isn’t that even better?” Amber finished her champagne, lifted the glass and trilled, “And no net loss on our purchase! In the end, the boy will turn out a rather good investment!”

“Honey,” Edgar took his wife in his arms, his face beaming with marital pride, “you are the best, the most wonderful, the most intelligent woman on earth! I love you, honey!”

“I love you, too,” Amber said and laid her head on his shoulder. “Does that mean you’re okay with my project?”

“Absolutely, hon,” Edgar replied and kissed her shiny black hair. “Let’s go there right after Van Cleefs, tomorrow, okay?”

And Elisabeth Schwarzkopf started to sing ‘Ah chi mi dice mai’. Mozart and the citylights out there and the smell of tobacco flowers and vanilla and cocoa and the sensation of two content, loving persons to have decided for the best transformed the huge living-room-area into a haven of bliss and warmth.

THE END