Apples

[Jerrybaldy]

We needed apples.
I was thinking crumble
you were thinking pie.
We needed apples,
I set off with my list
that said ‘apples’.
After I kissed you
and said goodbye
I found myself dizzy
in an aisle with grapes and grapefruit
whole pineapples and melons of ever kind.
We needed apples
I rechecked my list,
on the top of a lined sheet
It clearly said ‘apples’
(I passed out beneath a bright pyramid of satsumas).
I awoke on the supermart floor,
gasping for breath
my first aid angel holding my hand,
‘apples’ I whispered
‘apples’
‘Prick’ she assumed,
‘Silly b itch’, I replied.
She had a point,
she could see I had
no apples.
She had to attack.

[Delta40]

oh wow! read my latest post!

This has gone a little over my head. revise: on the top line of a lined sheet

Do you mean she thought 'apples' was in reference to her breasts?

[Twota]

lolololol, funny ;D

[hillwalker]

Is this Adam and Eve's first reported falling out?

H

[Jerrybaldy]

thanks all (3) was not a euphimism for breasts or adam or eve just nonsense for the fun of it. I thought I would lighten up :D

[Bar22do]

A sheer enjoyment, your poem. I'd only object re last L. Finish your very good poem right before.

[Haunted]

Men! Send them to the store to get some fruit and they pass out on the supermart floor. LOL. Get up Jerry, miss screwdriver is waiting anxiously for her appletini *clangs*