Delta40
07-13-2011, 05:47 PM
I cannot abide her parsimoniousness
For the record, few people, including you
can say that word when they are drunk!
Even with a pillow smothering her ugliness
she still manages to drink everyone under the table,
slurring there is no God before wailing,
Look what that bastard took from me!
After she cashes her tears in for all you can drink vodkas,
she hiccups home, cursing everyone that gave their condolences.
On the next day, the unsightly widow powders her disfigured smile before
dangling the shrivelled balls of her dead husband from the rear view mirror like fluffy dice,
slapping them at each set of traffic lights,
hooting Oomfa! when they swing over the mirror.
For the record, few people, including you
can say that word when they are drunk!
Even with a pillow smothering her ugliness
she still manages to drink everyone under the table,
slurring there is no God before wailing,
Look what that bastard took from me!
After she cashes her tears in for all you can drink vodkas,
she hiccups home, cursing everyone that gave their condolences.
On the next day, the unsightly widow powders her disfigured smile before
dangling the shrivelled balls of her dead husband from the rear view mirror like fluffy dice,
slapping them at each set of traffic lights,
hooting Oomfa! when they swing over the mirror.