MystyrMystyry
06-24-2011, 09:53 PM
Okay so there's this Russian lady who up and dies. This is she seems to have carked it, but actually she's just sleeping very heavily. So she's in the coffin and all her friends and family are there wailing and grieving and they wake her up!
Imagine - you're having a nice little innocent nap, and then you get stirred from your slumbers by a caterwauling chorus and you're in a coffin!
So what to do? Well, if you're anything like her you totally misread the situation and believe the worst - that these people who had been masquerading as your friends had actually been conspiring to bury you alive!
Then of course the obvious next step would be to panic and give yourself a massive coronary which you actually die from.
I mean if you're going to die, where better than at your own pre-arranged funeral?
Imagine - you're having a nice little innocent nap, and then you get stirred from your slumbers by a caterwauling chorus and you're in a coffin!
So what to do? Well, if you're anything like her you totally misread the situation and believe the worst - that these people who had been masquerading as your friends had actually been conspiring to bury you alive!
Then of course the obvious next step would be to panic and give yourself a massive coronary which you actually die from.
I mean if you're going to die, where better than at your own pre-arranged funeral?