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Jerrybaldy
06-24-2011, 07:01 PM
Two fat ladies, 88,
only one to go, when Mrs Blue Rinse
gets the line.
I down my rum and black in anger
and itch my leg ulcer.
I could smoke here once.
a ciggie and a drink,
nothing could be finer
on five and nine
the Brighton line.
I smoke on the walk home in the rain,
clouds beneath my brolly,
worn shoes in black puddles.
Two fat ladies could have saved me
for ever more
from chip fat
and decline
but Mrs Blue Rinse got the line.
I hope her fanny festers
as I open my door
to cat litter
and radiators
littered with underwear.
I was beautiful once.

everyadventure
06-24-2011, 09:09 PM
You're still beautiful ;D

Unfortunately I didn't understand the phrase "gets the line...?"

MystyrMystyry
06-24-2011, 09:42 PM
Bingo - you get a line (row or column) of numbers. I could be wrong because I thought you had to take out all the numbers

Don't worry about me - I didn't get enough sleep...

Delta40
06-24-2011, 10:03 PM
lol. Full of wit and lard. This fat lady thinks you're poetry is great....

Jerrybaldy
06-25-2011, 07:40 PM
Ttfn.

everyadventure
06-25-2011, 07:46 PM
Ah yes, MM, reading the title would have helped me along considerably.

ea is hopeless sometimes!