Homework

[Jerrybaldy]

Fat bastard
bald bastard
stupid bastard
old bastard.
I lick my pen
and paint my tongue,
seven across,
father unknown.
Bastard compiler.
I need a coffee,
Costa coffee,
robbing bastard.
Union jack.
English bastard.
French bastard, German bastard, American bastard,
Irish Bastard, Jewish bastard, Muslim bastard,
God fearing bastard, atheist bastard.
Sadomasochistic bastard.
Here comes the sun.
I’m your son.
Hi Mom.

[hillwalker]

I take it you just got the DNA result after this morning's Jeremy Kyle show...

...but seriously. There's anger and pain in this one that cries out for a modicum of sympathy. But you're probably not going to get any on here.

H

[MystyrMystyry]

Felt like I was in the London Underground JB, could even see the graffiti on the walls

[Haunted]

It all clicks so perfectly, you cool bastard!

[Delta40]

Your own unique style shines through once again Jerry

[Hawkman]

I can't help being reminded of the marvellous sketch by Peter Cook and Dudly Moore.

Pete: "...There is a word so filthy you need a medical certificate and permission from the arch bishop of Canterbury to read it."

Dud: "What's that then, Pete?"

Pete: "Bas-tard, a child born out of wedlock"

Dud: "Euerr! What's a wedlock, Pete?"

Pete: "A wedlock is a horrible thing, Dud, it's an unholy cross between a padlock and a steam engine..."

I miss them both. May they rest in peace.

[Jerrybaldy]

As Derek and Clive I never laughed harder.
Jeremy Kyle, Hill :D
Thanks MM on the tube and Haunted and Delta.