Slight of hand (BS Poets)

[Jerrybaldy]

‘Must everything have a point?’
She sighed,
‘Well f uck me, yes’
I replied.
She never said that,
she did not speak,
I made her up,
I therefore never replied.
I am a poet,
dear readers, believers,
I lied.

[Jack of Hearts]

Wait... is it all theatre (and, being American, is it pretentious if this writer doesn't spell it 'theater')?






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