MystyrMystyry
06-10-2011, 07:12 AM
Duke Nukem Forever, a videogame sequel 13 years in the making, which was set to be released June 2011, has been delayed by a month. Here are my top 10 signs a game has taken too long to arrive
10. The entire market has died of old age and/or boredom
9. The CD-ROM insert includes a card for ordering floppy disk media
8. It already lists 58 top scores
7. You have to Google to find out what "CGA'' and "EGA'' stand for
6. "You are in a dark cave, there is an entrance to your north. Exit Y/N?''
5. At the time of its release, everybody who's anybody already has a copy of the cheat sheet written 10 years before
4. Like Bruce Willis, Duke, the lead character is now bald and divorced. A young brat named Ashton married Lani, his ex-girlfriend
3. It runs under an emulator on your iPhone or Galaxy S
2. Even the female characters have long grey beards
1. Delivered by pigeon - on cassette
.
10. The entire market has died of old age and/or boredom
9. The CD-ROM insert includes a card for ordering floppy disk media
8. It already lists 58 top scores
7. You have to Google to find out what "CGA'' and "EGA'' stand for
6. "You are in a dark cave, there is an entrance to your north. Exit Y/N?''
5. At the time of its release, everybody who's anybody already has a copy of the cheat sheet written 10 years before
4. Like Bruce Willis, Duke, the lead character is now bald and divorced. A young brat named Ashton married Lani, his ex-girlfriend
3. It runs under an emulator on your iPhone or Galaxy S
2. Even the female characters have long grey beards
1. Delivered by pigeon - on cassette
.