MystyrMystyry
05-28-2011, 08:57 AM
Camera pans in from vantage point of
Empire State Building to reveal what a
mess has become of Times Square: all
of which now surrounds Central Park -
There is a laser show illuminating skies
above and casting intricate patterns on
all skyscrapers and including Statue of
Liberty, who has come alive and dance
the go-go for The President's pleasure!
Cut to one of the blimp cameras and a
volume increase to reveal celebrations
below, and various laughing faces shall
find themselves superimposed over the
hullaballoo, sometimes looking shocked
at the paparazzi intrusion, most smiling
Zooming closer to ground level we are
permitted witness to the costumes or
'guise' of the players - virtually all the
population is dressed as Captain Hook
and Wendy, while we have a few Pans
and a small number of Tinkerbells who
appear to be those who are serving -
What this identity crisis indicates will
remain as a mystery until at least four
cameras have located focus on seven
of our principle stars engaged in petty
bit chy argument - incongruous in this
bigger picture party scenario - precise
comments cannot be discerned over a
white noise background saving money
on script until we see them retire to a
hotel lobby - staff are dressed casual
John: 'I was just saying I can't stand
public stage shows and fake laughter'
Caroline: 'But you come and complain
every year and ruin it for us - selfish!'
Steve: 'I say we leave him out - next
time not even bother to ask the man'
Shirley: 'I agree - we want to act like
sycophants for one night of the year'
Mike: [interupts] '-To give our support
to a government which has had sense
enough to become professional in our'
Michelle: [interupts] 'Best interests!
No foreign debt! No-one out of work!'
Dave: 'And the lowest taxes we have
ever had - this is easy street buddy,
and you should at least display your
appreciation for how far democracy
has evolved - remember what it was
like under the old system with all the
waste on unnecessary elections - all
the arguments over which side could
best mishandle public funds - not to
mention that annoying Saturday rite'
John: I guess there are many benefits
We should have handed it over earlier
to Our Esteemed Emperor Deep Blue!'
All: 'All hail Deep Blue! The One And
Only! Long Live Our Gracious Saviour!
Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep
Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue!
The main camera pans back slow and
reveals the entire lobby chanting - a
bit further and we see through a door
and window the crowd outside also in
fist clenching frenzy of mass hysteria
One of the service staff begins issuing
sparks from her neck and spins around
in concentric circles while some others
attempt to drag her out of shot though
her arms begin flailing wildly and knock
them all away she cannot be restrained
The credits begin to roll and there's an
unusual public service quality to them:
THIS FILM HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU
IN THE INTERESTS OF CIVIL EDUCATION
BY THE EMPEROR DEEP BLUE - ALWAYS
REMEMBER YOU NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD
Empire State Building to reveal what a
mess has become of Times Square: all
of which now surrounds Central Park -
There is a laser show illuminating skies
above and casting intricate patterns on
all skyscrapers and including Statue of
Liberty, who has come alive and dance
the go-go for The President's pleasure!
Cut to one of the blimp cameras and a
volume increase to reveal celebrations
below, and various laughing faces shall
find themselves superimposed over the
hullaballoo, sometimes looking shocked
at the paparazzi intrusion, most smiling
Zooming closer to ground level we are
permitted witness to the costumes or
'guise' of the players - virtually all the
population is dressed as Captain Hook
and Wendy, while we have a few Pans
and a small number of Tinkerbells who
appear to be those who are serving -
What this identity crisis indicates will
remain as a mystery until at least four
cameras have located focus on seven
of our principle stars engaged in petty
bit chy argument - incongruous in this
bigger picture party scenario - precise
comments cannot be discerned over a
white noise background saving money
on script until we see them retire to a
hotel lobby - staff are dressed casual
John: 'I was just saying I can't stand
public stage shows and fake laughter'
Caroline: 'But you come and complain
every year and ruin it for us - selfish!'
Steve: 'I say we leave him out - next
time not even bother to ask the man'
Shirley: 'I agree - we want to act like
sycophants for one night of the year'
Mike: [interupts] '-To give our support
to a government which has had sense
enough to become professional in our'
Michelle: [interupts] 'Best interests!
No foreign debt! No-one out of work!'
Dave: 'And the lowest taxes we have
ever had - this is easy street buddy,
and you should at least display your
appreciation for how far democracy
has evolved - remember what it was
like under the old system with all the
waste on unnecessary elections - all
the arguments over which side could
best mishandle public funds - not to
mention that annoying Saturday rite'
John: I guess there are many benefits
We should have handed it over earlier
to Our Esteemed Emperor Deep Blue!'
All: 'All hail Deep Blue! The One And
Only! Long Live Our Gracious Saviour!
Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep
Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue! Deep Blue!
The main camera pans back slow and
reveals the entire lobby chanting - a
bit further and we see through a door
and window the crowd outside also in
fist clenching frenzy of mass hysteria
One of the service staff begins issuing
sparks from her neck and spins around
in concentric circles while some others
attempt to drag her out of shot though
her arms begin flailing wildly and knock
them all away she cannot be restrained
The credits begin to roll and there's an
unusual public service quality to them:
THIS FILM HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO YOU
IN THE INTERESTS OF CIVIL EDUCATION
BY THE EMPEROR DEEP BLUE - ALWAYS
REMEMBER YOU NEVER HAD IT SO GOOD