Maintenance

[MystyrMystyry]

Not the spanner - the screwdriver!

Oh - here...

Great, now hand me that piece of wire

Wire...

And that box of tacks

Tacks...

Now those pliers - good, now hold on to the nut
- tightly - while I fasten the bolt-

Easy

Actually can you grab that loose bit of string?

String...

Good - and sort of tie it around that fiddly-

Screw?

Well done - don't let go

Anything else?

Yeah - that file on the bench, the red handle

File...

Can you wedge it between the two plates?

Plates?

These two steel plates I'm pointing to with
my nose-

Oh...

Excellent, now kick that stool over here

Stool

And can you reach that rag?

Rag...

And push that tin of nails towards me, slowly,
a bit more...

Nails

Could you get that ladder - tie the string around
the handle first

String - handle...

Careful - don't knock over that bucket

Right, bucket...

And while you're there could you pick up the saw?

Are you going to be long? I've got things to do...

Not long - on the bench there's a roll of bandages

Bandages?

Yeah - could you throw them over here?

What have you done?

Nothing - erm, before you go, could you call an-

Ambulance?

Yeah - and maybe pick up my-

Finger?