MystyrMystyry
05-15-2011, 06:46 PM
There's a brand new craze
Going around these days
Where weird people have
Discovered that all of
Their life's been wasted
Because now they've tasted
That being board-stiff
Supplies more 'but' than 'if'
All of these talents
Possess such a valence
They can stiffen their
Bodies up anywhere
In trees or roadsigns
On billboards and trainlines
Balconies and roofs
What a strange bunch of doofs!
Going around these days
Where weird people have
Discovered that all of
Their life's been wasted
Because now they've tasted
That being board-stiff
Supplies more 'but' than 'if'
All of these talents
Possess such a valence
They can stiffen their
Bodies up anywhere
In trees or roadsigns
On billboards and trainlines
Balconies and roofs
What a strange bunch of doofs!