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Biggus
04-28-2011, 06:09 AM
CUTTING EDGE LENS TECHNOLOGY

My son just bought the most amazing camera
With super fast shutter speed, “on the edge of the cut”
And when he photographed my wife and I
He managed to snap her with her mouth shut

SPAM, SPAM AND MORE SPAM

I keep getting spam emails
From Ms Fatale Attraction
Who is a bored housewife
Looking for some hot action
With a younger man, if poss
So if I keep receiving her siren-ing
I might just reply to her
Then I can send her my ironing

THE RIGHT QUESTION

“You probably get this quite a lot I expect,
So I’ll make it quick and not prolong,
Aren’t you the chap who invented Tippex?,
You are, are you not; correct me if I’m wrong”

A FISHY DEMISE

I’ve lost all of my tropical fish
And it’s my neighbour I have to thank
Because he plays his music so loud
It caused a tsunami in my fish tank

TUNNEL OF SELF LOVE

When a narcissists riding of
The tunnel of love is planned
He’ll want to sit alone in a car
So he can hold his own hand

SIR CUMFERENCE OF CAMELOT

Sir Cumference of Camelot
Could eclipse the sun in the sky
With the bulk of his obesity
Though he didn’t know why
His physician warned him that
Left unchecked he would die
But he had a hearty appetite
And that was the reason why
Sir Cumference of Camelot
Could eclipse the sun in the sky
And the immensity of his girth
Was caused, by too much pi

DOG-DAY AFTERNOON

I start in the morning
With a spring in my step
Like an excited puppy
Full of vigour and pep
But at the end of the day
I walk with a heavier step
And feel less like a puppy
And more like “old shep”

PERSONAL BANKING

I went to my bank yesterday
As I went to work, it’s on my way
I said to the cashier Miss Valance
“Hello can you check my balance”
She replied “yes certainly Mr. Dover”
Then walked round and pushed me over

BUSAN TO SEOUL

I’m moving from Busan to Seoul
But my family don’t approve
But I start a new job in Seoul next week
And it’s a good Korea move

MorpheusSandman
04-29-2011, 08:56 AM
Oh, Biggus, there's nobody on the personal poetry board that makes me smile like you! You are genuinely a master of poetic humor, and I always look forward to reading you. This is some of your best work too. I really like the diversity. I really loved "Cutting Edge", "Personal Banking" and "Sir Cumference".

Biggus
04-30-2011, 05:21 AM
Wow thanks MS what wonderful comments'
Much appreciated
Paul

Bar22do
04-30-2011, 05:41 AM
These are so wonderfully well observed and funny! It was so great to read it that I will indulge in another round very soon!

Thanks for bringing smile to Paris spring!

Bar

Jerrybaldy
05-01-2011, 06:37 PM
I concur with both above.

Delta40
05-01-2011, 06:48 PM
I love them all Biggus. You should make a Korea out of it...

Jerrybaldy
05-01-2011, 06:50 PM
only after some needed Seoul searching though

Biggus
05-02-2011, 04:33 AM
Thank you all so much you are most kind.
Paul