Gag

[Delta40]

I hold my sides
till they want to burst.
Gag reflex
makes me choke on my words
as if they were pharny.
Gag order
keeps me silent
about gealed carrots
I never ate.
Visual gag
blinds me
to the slapstick
comedy
of digestive tracts.
I fall off my chair
and regurgitate a keystone cop.

[MorpheusSandman]

Love the puns in this, and it's mind-twisting and impulsive very much in the manner that a "gag reflex" itself is.

[AuntShecky]

What's "pharny" and "gealed"?

[Delta40]

pharynygeal reflex aka gag reflex. I saw a silly gag there. funny/congealed