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Delta40
04-24-2011, 09:14 AM
Easy, non-intimidating learning environment!

Research says: Whateva!

She wanted to ditch the workout and join the party but the group looked like they had been partying non-stop. Not one fatty there. No embarrassing bits bouncing up and down. Just the good stuff. The class wasn't afraid to dance while people looked through the shop window. It used to be a ladies boutique which stocked italian labels but in this area, few people could afford them.

It's like a rave - without the drugs!!!

8000 people surveyed experienced an average weight loss of 6kgs in the first week after taking superslim!

She shuffled off back home, carrying the plastic bags wondering if a mundane task like being laden with heavy bags was of any help. She was puffed out half way. The plastic handles cut into her fingers. How would she look doing zumba? Like Hilda the Hippo, she thought. She was a tutu short of putting herself on display to passer bys too. Wasn't it bad enough to dance in a group?

Exercise in disguise!

That's right! Wear a beard and sunglasses while you work out....

Everything was transparent these days. Apparently, this meant you were a well balanced healthy person with absolutely nothing to hide. Visitors could clearly see how well organized your shelves were. She blushed at the thought of her erotica drawer. It contained various items that brought her to a zumba nobody in the class would want to see.

A better way of thinking is to associate weight loss with health.

The public doesn't care if you're fat, only that you're healthy

Weight loss hypnosis might be the go. So many of them around now with letters at the end of their names. Not PHD, MR or BA but odd, unrelated letters. They also boasted of being linked to the IICC Institute but who the hell knew what that was anyway?

Look into my eyes, straight into my eyes. 3,2,1 - you're out.

I'm now peeling the layers of a repressed memory to help you...

The point was as she stopped half way up the hill, she was fat, could not zumba like the beautiful people did and didn't trust lying on a couch being asked to get in touch with her child self. There was only one answer left.

Purge yourself. Whatever it is, get rid of it.

I didn't mean your dentures!

She vomitted her dinner, splashed her face with water then enjoyed a nice cup of tea.

MrLightening
04-25-2011, 03:40 AM
Not bad! A creatively expressed rant. Comes across almost like an advertisement in itself ;)

Pitchblack
04-28-2011, 09:48 PM
Wow, I never have read a story formatted in such a way. Quick read with a surprising twist at the end! There's a lot of social commentary wrapped up into a short narrative. Quite funny yet sad at the same time. Good post!

Steven Hunley
04-29-2011, 12:19 AM
I enjoy social commentary. Driving anywhere in LA you see dozens of signs for lapbands, and people standing there stretching out their pants so you can see the difference it makes! It's only an operation! So what!