The Drive

[Delta40]

She tried to stop
her husband from leaving
so she hung onto the windscreen wiper
and side mirror till he got hungry.
He pulled over at a pizza joint
and after straightening her hair,
they licked breast milk ice cream
off the bonnet of the car.
They watched a man strip naked
in a field across the road.
He covered himself in cow manure
then jerked off into a wad of tissues.
Inside, Gino hollered ‘Mama Mia!’
when he saw the face of Jesus
appear on a 3 cheese pizza.
Everyone oohed and ahhed
then rethought their diet.

[Jerrybaldy]

ROTFLMFAO. Brilliant. I love your subversive side .

[Delta40]

http://i1108.photobucket.com/albums/h411/delta40/699420-jesus-in-a-pizza.jpg

Wow, there really is one!

[everyadventure]

Geez, I thought Baldy wrote this. Delta, you are ALWAYS making me do double-takes!

[MorpheusSandman]

I love the casual sense of surrealism/Dadaism. It walks that fine line between possible and unlikely, as if it might could (have) happen(ed), but we nonetheless doubt it. The good-nature humor with which you execute it is really something though, subversiveness done in jest instead of any kind of high-minded seriousness like, say, a Bunuel.

[Delta40]

Thanks everyone. It does have a surreal quality to it.

[Jerrybaldy]

Bummppp