Walkers bags of taste

[Biggus]

WALKERS BAGS OF TASTE # 1

Walkers crisps should be forced to comply
With trade description legislation
And stop disappointing their customers
With their artificial flavourization

When purchasing a bag of Walkers crisps
The refined palate of an epicurean
Would be gravely disappointed if they did not
Taste of Rambler, Hiker or Pedestrian

WALKERS BAGS OF TASTE # 2

Walkers crisps should be forced to comply
With trade description legislation
And stop disappointing their customers
With their artificial flavourization

When purchasing a bag of Walkers crisps
The connoisseur would think it a mistake
If he was unable to detect the distinct flavour
Of sweaty cagoule and Kendal mint cake

[deryk]

Where do I buy these? I preferred #2 for its keener adherence to the rhyme scheme. I can't decide if I enjoy the word epicurean or connoisseur more. The second works better poetically, but the first made me laugh more for the obvious connotations.

[MorpheusSandman]

I guess I've never had the (dis?)pleasure of having any of Walker's bags of chips, but your epigrammatic satire is as sharp as always.

[Delta40]

Walkers - very english. You can buy them in speciality shops in Oz but the most popular are Samboy, Smiths and Red Rock Deli

[MystyrMystyry]

And don't forget Kettle! Kettle are yummylicious!

[Delta40]

Oh yes, Kettle. I'd say Pringles but potato chips that are identically shaped are just no fun!

[Biggus]

Thank you all very much but I fear you all spend far too much time thinking about crisps.
Cheers

Paul

[Bluehound]

Walkers do make very good crisps, they always have a satisfying number of crumbs in the bottom to tip into your mouth at the end. I always feel like that's a bonus snack. And why is it that one crisp stolen from anothers bag always tastes better than a whole bag of your own ?
Maybe I should write some comestible poetry my self?

[Biggus]

Thank you, you're not Gary Linejer are you?