Delta40
04-01-2011, 10:53 AM
The locals weep over
the Hunchcroc of Birdsville
A cat pounces on a wood cockroach
as Frankenstein drowns a little girl
Outside a father uses a mallet
to smash his son's hamster.
A thundercrack tears through the sky.
King Koala panics and craps himself
An elderly Birdsville resident sucks
chocolate balls for comfort.
The town statue is struck
leaving only its plinth.
The power goes down
and everyone is in the dark.
Blood sucking Vampiroos bound
down the street disembowelling
sheep, cows and a bitter bloke called Vic.
Malteasers melt under a tropical full moon.
A Weredingo howls when he is
bashed with a baseball bat
and dumped in the recycle bin.
The old lady wheels it to the kerb
as part of Neighbourhood Watch.
the Hunchcroc of Birdsville
A cat pounces on a wood cockroach
as Frankenstein drowns a little girl
Outside a father uses a mallet
to smash his son's hamster.
A thundercrack tears through the sky.
King Koala panics and craps himself
An elderly Birdsville resident sucks
chocolate balls for comfort.
The town statue is struck
leaving only its plinth.
The power goes down
and everyone is in the dark.
Blood sucking Vampiroos bound
down the street disembowelling
sheep, cows and a bitter bloke called Vic.
Malteasers melt under a tropical full moon.
A Weredingo howls when he is
bashed with a baseball bat
and dumped in the recycle bin.
The old lady wheels it to the kerb
as part of Neighbourhood Watch.