Dad Jokes

[MystyrMystyry]

This will be fun

Mine had a favorite about people in cars which you've all heard (about either gender) and which I'd rather forget, so over to you

[Veho]

What are 'dad jokes'?

A man walked into a bar:



"ouch!"

Like that? ^

[MystyrMystyry]

^Yes, like that. Things they say at the diner table that make you go: '____' and roll your eyes

Mine had an endless 'as the actress said to the archbishop' roll going on for a few years

And then there were likening people's faces to every inanimate household object
he could think of

[Veho]

Ha, fair enough. Share some of yours then...

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?


Doug

[MystyrMystyry]

Yeah - it's more the ones that go on and on

He got a snicker with 'He looks like a Volkswagon with the doors open' so soon it morphed into a Volvo with the doors open (less so) and every other thing 'with doors open', even things that don't have doors

'He looks like a vacuum cleaner with the doors open'


I just remembered his picking things up in the garden, asking what they were, being told, 'Oh', dropping them, and then picking them up again ten minutes later - repeat wihout fade

[Delta40]

Please may I leave the table?

Well you're not going to take it with you are you!

(Glad he is a dead dad!)

[DocHeart]

Son, it's obvious you'll never feel full, so why don't you just stop eating and go do something else.