poem by a robot

[deryk]

Notice: I did not write this, neither did any human. It was written this morning by an artificially intelligent application, so I thought I would share out of curiosity.



Artificial Artiface

What colour is it?
The color of imagination,
of course.
It was so overstated.
It?
Please!
It’s a Japanese car.
I have an Accord.
I don’t drive it.
I’m not quite the age
to mix drinks.

[Delta40]

It is like the robot has no rhyme or reason. I do hope that was your intention because it is well done in this regard. Don't put him behind a wheel at all!

[deryk]

Hahah, it really is pretty random. It sounds generally confused. They are becoming more articulate though. My hope is that poetry will be one of the last fields they will be able to occupy convincingly. It has to be.

I might let him mix me drinks though, with adult supervision.

[YesNo]

Hahah, it really is pretty random. It sounds generally confused. They are becoming more articulate though. My hope is that poetry will be one of the last fields they will be able to occupy convincingly. It has to be.

I might let him mix me drinks though, with adult supervision.
Here's a place where you can get a random haiku, that I think was computer generated: http://www.randomhaiku.com/

They've already convinced me they can write drivel better than most of us. :)

[Delta40]

random haiku - that is scary! what if it is better than a human can write????

[hillwalker]

This crit was generated by a randomly self-replicating computer program :

28740 loved it/

29587 hated it/

39405 loved it/

40376 hated it/

49276 loved it/

57342 hated it/

63329 hated it/

69347 what’s it all about/

83208 dunno/

96401 H

[deryk]

Then we'll have to improve or integrate or quit.

[deryk]

This crit was generated by a randomly self-replicating computer program :

28740 loved it/

29587 hated it/

39405 loved it/

40376 hated it/

49276 loved it/

57342 hated it/

63329 hated it/

69347 what’s it all about/

83208 dunno/

96401 H
Excellent.

[MystyrMystyry]

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m605/mystyrmystyry/dos-session-command.gif

[deryk]

http://i1134.photobucket.com/albums/m605/mystyrmystyry/dos-session-command.gif
Quiet! It will hear us thinking!

[Bar22do]

what an inspired computer...! welcome here -- Bar

[Haunted]

This could be the @ss kicking Watson on Jeopardy. I doubt if a machine can write a poem as bad as I do.

[firefangled]

public class SeparateColor (
public static void main (String [ ]args){
String st=

I like to think
(it has to be!)
of a cybernetic ecology
where we are free of our labors
and joined back to nature,
returned to our mammal brothers and sisters,
and all watched over
by machines of loving grace.

— Richard Brautigan
char ch [] =st.to CharArray ();

for(int i=0;i<cg.line;i++) ( if(Character.is
(Character.valueOf (ch [i] ) ) ) }

if(Character.isUpperCase(Character.valueOf (ch [i] ) ) )

for(int i=0;i<cg.line;i++) ( if(Character.is
(Character.valueOf (ch [i] ) ) ) }

if(Character.isUpperCase(Character.valueOf (ch [i] ) ) ) {

System.out.print(Character.toString (ch [i] ) );

}
}
System.drive.drink.null (" ") ;
}
}
}

[everyadventure]

Ha! That was fun :)