stratocaster86
03-14-2011, 01:44 PM
One drunk astronaut says to another.......
“Dude, I mean just really..........jjust...you see that? That hole over there. Just, just, just go for it. It’ll be fine. That big black thing over there, just go. I’ll buy you another two.......oh, even three beers.....and a shot, I swear. You’ll be fine. What’s the worst that’ll happen? Apart from the fact this drinking game might not continue......that, that, is the worst that’ll happen. Just try it, dude come on.”
“I dunno Mike, it looks awful black if you ask me.”
“There’ll be all sorts of stuff on the other side Jim. How will you know it’ll be bad if you don’t know it’ll be good? That’s just some crazy assumption you have there Jim.”
“Three beers?”
“And a shot.”
“OK, but Mike, tell my wife I love her, you know what I mean........HA!”
“Just take your phone with you then call me OK. Call me.”
“You’re gonna regret buying me those beers Mike.”
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“Holy crap Mike....”
“Yeah, how is it?”
“It’s fine, looks OK to me.........oh wait, I just saw Glenn Beck walk past.”
“Dude, I mean just really..........jjust...you see that? That hole over there. Just, just, just go for it. It’ll be fine. That big black thing over there, just go. I’ll buy you another two.......oh, even three beers.....and a shot, I swear. You’ll be fine. What’s the worst that’ll happen? Apart from the fact this drinking game might not continue......that, that, is the worst that’ll happen. Just try it, dude come on.”
“I dunno Mike, it looks awful black if you ask me.”
“There’ll be all sorts of stuff on the other side Jim. How will you know it’ll be bad if you don’t know it’ll be good? That’s just some crazy assumption you have there Jim.”
“Three beers?”
“And a shot.”
“OK, but Mike, tell my wife I love her, you know what I mean........HA!”
“Just take your phone with you then call me OK. Call me.”
“You’re gonna regret buying me those beers Mike.”
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“Holy crap Mike....”
“Yeah, how is it?”
“It’s fine, looks OK to me.........oh wait, I just saw Glenn Beck walk past.”