Instruction Manual Pt3

[MystyrMystyry]

Congratulations on your purchase of the latest innovation in interstellar travel - The Gerschlingvurg VI Personal Flying Saucer


Attention Before Use:

- It is imperative that you remove or secure all (hitherto) unsecured food and beverages

- Check that the Gravitroid is tightly connected to the Gizmatron in the Molecular Collider found at the underside of the Fusion Reactor (the spinning thing with bolts) BEFORE ignition

WARNING: Whilst all attention has been paid to the construction of quality components prior to assembly at the Gerschlingvurg factory, accidents can happen and occasional loose screws and tools may be located inside the craft - it is vital these are placed in a box a safe distance from the vessel

- Do not attempt lift off indoors (the Gerschlingvurg factory is under no obligation to repair or reimburse any property damages resulting from misuse)


Again thankyou, and happy navigating of the Cosmos

[hillwalker]

Instruction Manual Pt4

Please read Sticky Note 3 before posting poems

- no more than one new post a day to avoid other poems sinking to oblivion off the page before everybody gets a chance to read them

Thank you.

H

[MystyrMystyry]

I don't live in your timezone - three poems, three days

[hillwalker]

I don't live in your timezone

Obviously not - 1.28 am - 8.00 am - 10.46 am - by my reckoning 3 posted with less than 10 hours of each other...... so


Three poems, three days

is a physical impossibility. Of course unless you inhabit Mercury. I was refering to Earth days. :lol:

H

[yuka]

:lol::lol::lol:

[everyadventure]

It might have made more sense to put all these poems on the same thread, seeing as how they go together. I have to say these were some of the most coherent assembly instructions I've ever read! Not made in China, apparently ;)