Delta40
02-15-2011, 05:46 PM
I was inspired by court transcripts
The youngest son,
the 20-year-old, how old is he?
What?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Definitely the first one!
Now, Isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
in most cases,
he just passes quietly away
and doesn't know anything about it
until the next morning?
I don't know. Have you asked them?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Actually, I keep the old one in a jar at home
How many times have you committed suicide?
Six times. I specialize in it now
So -- You were gone until you returned?
No, I came back earlier than that
You don't know what it was,
and you didn't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?
Uhm, well....is yes the right answer?
Were you present when your picture was taken?
Unfortunately, I was living in the past
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
You better ask my Mum
Do you have anything you wish to say?
Yes, Kirk to Enterprise- Beam me up, Scotty
The youngest son,
the 20-year-old, how old is he?
What?
Were you alone or by yourself?
Definitely the first one!
Now, Isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep,
in most cases,
he just passes quietly away
and doesn't know anything about it
until the next morning?
I don't know. Have you asked them?
Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
Actually, I keep the old one in a jar at home
How many times have you committed suicide?
Six times. I specialize in it now
So -- You were gone until you returned?
No, I came back earlier than that
You don't know what it was,
and you didn't know what it looked like,
but can you describe it?
Uhm, well....is yes the right answer?
Were you present when your picture was taken?
Unfortunately, I was living in the past
Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
You better ask my Mum
Do you have anything you wish to say?
Yes, Kirk to Enterprise- Beam me up, Scotty