SuperGran

[MystyrMystyry]

Ann Ann
The SuperGran
Can do thrice the job
Of a policeman

Whacking crooks
With left hooks
Blightey's answer
To Batman

Watch out for
Her shoppingbag
Is it full of rocks?
Off their motorbikes
the thiefs she knocks

Flying to America tomorrow
To appear on the Today Show
Be alert hoods and muggers
This is one feisty little bugger

etc
etc

[Delta40]

Witty piece Myst. I think the last two lines are a bit clumsy, especially the last because this isn't how you would talk. considering editing it.

Supergrans are everywhere these days!

[everyadventure]

I think etc etc is a particularly nice touch :)