Afterthebirth

[Jerrybaldy]

The birth was a bloody mess.
An underdeveloped form
so very near still born.

Sore and damp
from evacuation
she massaged and shaped
her brave new life,
clay shaped
to her dreams.

How they came
in dribs and drabs
to raise an eyebrow.
To inspect and prod
the tender underbelly.

How she waited
as they took notes.

She asked
‘What is it'?
and one stepped up
with a dancing banana
and declared
to it’s sweaty
and speadeagled
creator,
‘Congratulations,
It’s a poem’.

[Delta40]

beautiful craftmanship. how long had this gestated in your tummy before you squatted and pushed it out?

[Jerrybaldy]

it began just after I woke up gagging for a smoke and gestated until I landed in a office three hours later pretending to be working whilst mentally masturbating the poetic form of this pretentious afterbirth.

[Delta40]

wow! I'm impressed! Eat the placenta for extra nutrients and you might produce an afterafterbirth!

[Jerrybaldy]

placenta explosion afterjerk orgasm

[Delta40]

Phew! I think triplets at least...

[everyadventure]

Ah Jerry, irreverent as as always...

[hillwalker]

Cold turkey from nicotine withdrawal is certainly generating some jerritability.

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