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MystyrMystyry
02-08-2011, 05:42 PM
...Oy!

...What?

...What are you doing?

...Minding my business..!

...No - what are you actually doing?

...I'm being reserved..!

...You can't do that around here!

...Why not..?

...Because we don't want loiterers!

...I'm not actually loitering... I'm waiting for somebody..!

...Who?

...What's it to you..?

...Do they work here?

...That area between the footpath and the worksite isn't yours to dictate who gets to wait for whom...

...Do they work here!?

...No...

...Then why can't you 'wait' somewhere else?

...Because we agreed to meet here...

...Well you'd better not get any ideas!

...About what?

...I don't know... Stealing stuff...

...What stuff?

...Tools... and stuff...

...What sort of tools?

...All sorts... We've got drills, riveters, jackhammers, compressors, nailguns, powersaws, oxyacelylene torches - we've got the lot...

...Have you had any trouble before?

...Nope... we never let loiterers loiter

...I'm not loitering!

... And don't intend to start...

...So you can't let someone mind their business in peace?

...Not if they're up to no good!

...I'm not up to no good!

...Then prove it!

...Don't have to prove anything - not to you - not to anyone!

...Then move on!

...I will - in a minute...

...When whoever it is arrives?

...Correct...

...And how long'll that be?

...About now...

The black chevy pulled up, I get in, we drive off, flipping him a birdy all the way down the road

Delta40
02-08-2011, 05:44 PM
If you were Australian you would say it 3 times!

I am intrigued by the 3 dots before oy! Shall we look at the possible combinations

annoy! (lol)

MystyrMystyry
02-08-2011, 05:53 PM
^Oy!^

PrinceMyshkin
02-08-2011, 05:59 PM
...Oy!

On the other hand, one has heard of the dyslexic Rabbi, who proclaimed: Yo! whenever he was distressed.

Jack of Hearts
02-08-2011, 06:02 PM
... Eh?




J

XQZ
02-08-2011, 10:51 PM
I'm sure that happened to me once...

everyadventure
02-09-2011, 12:23 AM
Loitering is a TERRIBLE crime and should not be made light of!
Can you imagine what kind of a world we'd live in if EVERYBODY stood around? Tsk, tsk! :hand:

YesNo
02-09-2011, 01:08 AM
...Nice one.

aliengirl
02-09-2011, 02:28 AM
...Oy! ^_^