warts

[Jerrybaldy]

Did you ever self pleasure
in front of a mirror
to ensure you still saw
the cool f ucker you are?
Did you ever talk
to the recently dead?
Did you ever think that litnet
opened her legs
to squeeze your secrets dry?
Thank babylons christ
for my anonimity,
as I have exposed
more ugly warts
than any good reader
should see.

[everyadventure]

I agree, LitNet is a whore.

[everyadventure]

But I'd never agree with the first two lines! We all know I'm far too prim for that :)

[Jerrybaldy]

I saw her just last evening outside a fish shop wearing tish fet nights. You are a smart lady. Unlike litnet. obviously.

[hillwalker]

My question is do you wear your y-fronts outside your trousers like normal super-heroes?

I'm not sure if this is a poem or a cv.

H :-)

[MANICHAEAN]

Dear Jerry
There are chaste whores, pros with hearts of gold, night fighters, fallen angels, tarts, ladies of the night, women of questionable virtue, sluts, those on the game, trollops and working girls. What exactly do you have in mind? Every whore was a virgin once.
M.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Dear Jerry
There are chaste whores, pros with hearts of gold, night fighters, fallen angels, tarts, ladies of the night, women of questionable virtue, sluts, those on the game, trollops and working girls. What exactly do you have in mind? Every whore was a virgin once.
M.

And might be yet again as in the famous quote by I forget who who claimed to have known Doris Day "before she was a virgin!"