Sausage

[Delta40]

Sausage for breakfast
Six inches of offal.
Thick, pink glob
protected by
tissue-like sleeve.
Sizzling hot
Distended
Banger!

Droopy.

[MystyrMystyry]

There goes breakfast! Might have bacon with my eggs instead - please no odes to them!

[Delta40]

:smilielol5: lol

[Jack of Hearts]

The last time this reader woke up to that for breakfast he swore off drinking forever.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Thank goodness I read this in the evening and have all night to forget it before breakfast! Short and not so sweet!

[Haunted]

yummy poem!

[Jerrybaldy]

Is there a veggie inside you begging to high five your female eunoch??

[Delta40]

Glad you all like it. I think sausages are pretty awful. I bought some the other day for my daughter who was coming to stay and loves sausage and mash. Got some left over in the fridge all shrivelled and droopy looking which inspired the poem.....ok I'll stop now

[hillwalker]

Of course, I could not see very far beyond this sneaky little poem's hidden meaning, the double-entendre you seem to have skilfully disguised.....

H