The Miserable Life Of Cassie-Luce Davice

[grinchy_monsta]

You know what i like about sleep? Its painless, easy and NOT reality! My reality was not sleep therefore i did not like it. I may have been thirteen but I was curious of the world and what it contained. I knew that the only things to go bump in the night was the wind and tree branches scraping along my window. All of it was logic. My reality was logic. And I was Cassie-luce Davice. I was the only child of Lady May-rose and Lord Jaharen. We were rich, lived in mansion with many butlers and servents so i was happy right? Wrong. I was absaloutly miserable. I had everything and that was the problem. If I said I wanted something I would get it. My parents spoiled me. I didn't want to be spoiled. I wanted to say that I wanted something and my parents saying no, like most normal kids my age. OK. So how would I know what was normal and what wasn't. I'm only thirteen remember. I'm not a genius you know!

[grinchy_monsta]

My first day of benwrichon high school was a complete and utter dissaster. Reason One:My Bio teacher looked like a frog, smelt like a frog and he even ate a fly! dissected one too many frogs? i think so. ribbet ribbet.
Reason two: i was peacefully eating my lunch when someone tripped over and spilt apple and black current juice on my new pink sweater and red-and-black-checked pleated mini skirt! I then poured my custered on his head and stormed off. so now we call him desert boy.
Reason three: i accidentally set the teacher on fire with my bunsen burner in science. i then had a lunch time detention. oops. never try turning the gas on when the teacher is looking down the tube thing. he now has no eyebrows. technically that wasnt my fault seeing as though he told me to turn it on!
Reason four: i missed the bus and had to walk home. And while i was walking home the weather decided to rain...then HAIL!! i now have bruses everywhere, ouch.
and finaly Reason five: my key wasn't working so i tried going in through the window and was greeted with an angry guard dog. wrong house. explains the key. im home now though. the right one.
I told my mother about todays happenings while she was doing yoga and in responce, she kicked me in the head. Accidentally of course...
thanks mum...

[grinchy_monsta]

For those of you who know me, you'll know that i dont like frogs. So i really didnt like what i got served at Bonappatitte french restaurant. I ordered a...well i dont really know what i ordered i just randomly put my finger on soemthing and told the waiter i would like to order it as my main meal. I regretted it when i found out what it was. After i had eaten the delicous meal. i dont know what it was called but the ingredients included:
frogs legs
snails (another creature i dont like alive, let alone as a meal!)
parsley
pasta, etc.
but mainly frogs legs and snail! Needless to say I threw up when we got home.
I wondered why the long green things felt slimey in my mouth...
*vomit*