A Lesson in Impertinence

[Jack of Hearts]

If I was a beefcake and you were a schoolgirl
I wouldn't hear 'no' or shy-flirt
If I were a midget and you were a model
I'd tug at the hem of your skirt
(with my teeth)

If I was the lion and you were the tamer
I'd swallow you for a trick, and
if I was Bill Gates and you were Mike Tyson
I'd kick you in the dick.

Point is,
I'm not the sort of writer who is wholly worth ignoring
I've been known to twist a nipple so shut up and read my stories.

[firefangled]

It certainly is what it says it is. Beyond that, what is the point? I'm not getting it.