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MANICHAEAN
12-20-2010, 02:07 PM
LIT NET TRAVEL NEWS FLASH:

It was the night before Christmas 2010 and in the functional ambiance of the Frankfurt International Transit Lounge, hardy and foolish seasonal jet set travelers were hunkered down in; mutual misery, dashed aspirations and a common bondage in hardship.

It was due to snow. Lots of it.

Heathrow was closed, roads across Europe were closed, septegenerians attested emphatically to CNN & Sky, that it was the worst in living memory and even Mc Donald’s was closed. This polyglot of international refugees was assembled at the main bar, on the eve before our good Lord was supposedly born, (not quite singing carols), but at least reducing life to its basics: communicating & complaining, and in some instances even bonding!

“I’ve just flown in from Mauritius from a six week vacance” said the red headed French lady Nicole “and it is terrible zat I cannot get back to my island in Brittany! The wine ere in Germany is merde en! C’est pe pe d’ain”

“I know how you feel” said Alan Moody, a petrochemical commissioning manager, feeling her ample breast pressed against his forearm in tactile sympathy and himself en route from the Middle East to Newcastle. “Eh Eye lass I’ve naught seen like of it before. Christmas Day presumably ere with German sausages and naught mushy peas!”

The Turkish bar staff viewed all with a ferocious stoic non interest. At least when the shift finished, it was home to clean cold sheets & a hot comfortable wife from Anatolia lying next to you.

Outside the snow continued to fall. The North Koreans were threatening serious escalation’s, Barak Obama was looking tired, the Queen, (long may she reign) was preparing her Christmas message to the nation & Prince Harry was tucked up with the sweetest little cutie this side of the Taliban divide.

Lit Netters: What a wonderful world we live in and what rich material lies therein!

Merry Christmas
M.

Emil Miller
12-20-2010, 04:05 PM
LIT NET TRAVEL NEWS FLASH:

Heathrow was closed, roads across Europe were closed, septegenerians attested emphatically to CNN & Sky, that it was the worst in living memory and even Mc Donald’s was closed.


Every cloud has a silver lining. :D

LitNetIsGreat
12-20-2010, 04:15 PM
Every cloud has a silver lining. :D


“I know how you feel” said Alan Moody, a petrochemical commissioning manager, feeling her ample breast pressed against his forearm in tactile sympathy and himself en route from the Middle East to Newcastle.

Indeed. :santasmil

MystyrMystyry
12-20-2010, 04:39 PM
A tip for all those going away: when you ask an airline if your flight is on schedule they will reply 'Yes' because it's scheduled to be on schedule.

However ask the number of the plane you're expecting to be on and where it is and if they say '705 in Belize' then you may be sure of a comfortable sleep in because it's not even worth going to the airport (unless you happen to be in Belize of course)

Source: Some morning television programme this morning


(He also said everything is scheduled to be on time. Even the Titanic was scheduled to be on time)

JuniperWoolf
12-21-2010, 12:16 AM
I just heard about this an hour ago. Poor European travellers, first volcanic ash and now snow.

Niamh
12-24-2010, 08:07 AM
tell me about it. try working in an airport. they were herded out of it like cattle at a market yesterday because all flights go cancelled. can you imagine 60,000 people trying to get to the baggage hall at the same time? nightmare. and i have to deal with it all over again today. :rolleyes:

qimissung
12-24-2010, 12:59 PM
I once lived in a British airport for a week. No snow, no McDonalds, lots of card games and I'm not good at those. Good times.

Merry Christmas, and happy holidays, one and all! :D

kiki1982
12-24-2010, 01:49 PM
tell me about it. try working in an airport. they were herded out of it like cattle at a market yesterday because all flights go cancelled. can you imagine 60,000 people trying to get to the baggage hall at the same time? nightmare. and i have to deal with it all over again today. :rolleyes:

Haha, Brussels airport had another problem... They did fly planes as they got the latest equipment to deal with snow and ice - not anymore, mind you, because their anti-freeze is just about finished and no deliveries... - so everything great, but... the rest of Europe is belly-up and so still about half of their flights are cancelled as they can't take off and then they get overrun by other planes which have been diverted from other airports :rolleyes:. It's not all great when you are the only one actually operating...

Belgium is a joke now anyway. The gritting salt is almost finished and they are now only doing the priority roads (motorways) and then only the left lanes... Soon the whole thing will come to a stand still. My parents are still optimistic about getting through to us, in Saarburg (near Luxemburg) in Germany... Although the ministry is advising not to travel in any circumstances... I just wonder how it's going to pan out really.