Happy Birthday Delta

[Jerrybaldy]

Delta is 43 today.

It seems like an aeon
since this antipodean
popped into this world
with ginger hair all curled.

She smiled in similies
metaphored her mother,
then suckled soft
on sibilance.

This modest,
domestic Goddess,
needs your birthday wishes,
to drag her from the dishes.


Happy Birthday Delta. x

[Delta40]

lol. thanks Jerry.

Today the cleaner
can wash my dishes
while I apply lipstick
do my hair
then slip on some heels
and feel like a natural woman!

Yee Hah!

[tainaprincess]

Very well written, Jerrybaldy. Love the writing technique you used.


lol. thanks Jerry.

Today the cleaner
can wash my dishes
while I apply lipstick
do my hair
then slip on some heels
and feel like a natural woman!

Yee Hah!

Happy Birthday!!! Hope you have a great day.

[Virgil]

Happy birthday Delta. You're catching up with me in years. Now if I could only stop mine from continuing. :D

:bday_2::bday_2:

[zoolane]

:party::bday_2: Love zoo great poem Jerry and birthday girl.

[Scheherazade]

Happy Birthday, Delta!

A lift gift especially for you:

http://homsquare.com/search/image.php?productid=18413


To be followed by large quantities of:

http://cache.gifts.com/photos/H/E/6/4/HE64MMDGNJDRTK4Q9N7V_L.jpg

[Maryd.]

Hello there fellow Aussie... Hope you have a great day... Party, party party Yahooooo!
:party:

[Haunted]

Delta abandoning her chickens to celebrate her birthday! And look, there's Jerry writing a poem that rhymes breaking all the rules for the home spun queen. What a party this is! Happy birthday Delta, hope you get the orange and lime polka dot drapes you always wanted for your birthday!
:cheers2:

[Delta40]

Woo Hoo! Thanks so much everybody. Loved the gifts and well wishing. May it be returned to you all tenfold!

[mrv]

Happy Birthday Delta :)

[papayahed]

Happy Birthday!

[AuntShecky]

A very happy birthday to you, Delta.

[PrinceMyshkin]

With or without :banana: I want to wish you all the best!:thumbsup::hat::Angel_anim::grouphug:

[Scheherazade]

An interview with Delta40:

*Why are we doing this interview thing?*
It’s my birthday but I need to learn how to use PM inbox more effectively

*Are you sure you want to do this?*
Yes

*Who killed Roger Rabbit?*
Colonel Mustard in the study

*Whose footprints would you find in the fridge?*
Mine

*So, how old are you?*
43

*If you had a personal theme song what would it be?*
You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet

*Are you male or female? *
Female

*What makes you keep coming back?*
Because there is no where else to go

*Are you happy with the way things are here?*
Pretty much

*Should JBI get an + beside his name?*
I think an = to me would be better

*Which countries have you visited?*
Vietnam, England, Dubai, Crete, Penang, Kuala Lumpur

*Which languages do you speak?*
English

*How do you like your home town?*
Super

*If you could live somewhere different, where would it be and why?*
Australia is the best place on earth

*Do you have any pets?*
2 cats Hung Phat Chow and Slurkie 4 chickens, Fatima, Rosemary, Gretchen and Clucky

*What makes you happy?*
Feeling confident

*Would you choose a desperate Hope or an unknown Faith?*
Definitely both

*Do you feel comfortable in your walk with God/atheism? *
I am enjoying the journey

*Which actor should play you in a movie based on your life?*
Judy Davis

*Who is your favourite Beatle?*
Dung beetle

*Given the option, what animal would you choose to be?*
Dung Beetle

*What makes you feel great about yourself?*
Dung….

*How did you meet your significant other?*
Dung know

*Who inspires you most?*
Women

*What are you naturally good at? (Skills, abilities, gifts etc.)*
touch typist

*What is the one thing you must do before you die?*
have a bath in a 5 star hotel and order a dolphin via room service

*If you had to teach something, what would you teach?*
Writing

*What would you regret not fully doing, being or having in your life?*
I would regret not investing in my family life

*Do you have a tasty recipe for life that you could share for a reasonable price? … Is it REALLY tasty?*
yes it is

*What method do you cherish above all others, as means to improving your life?*
learning from my mistakes?

*What one thing would you NEED to have on a deserted island if you didn't have to worry over food and water? *
the internet….

*If you were a king/queen for a day, what would you do?*
reinstate public executions where people are served with notice to attend a hung drawn and quartered session and see if that acts as a deterrent….

*What song is in your head at the moment?*
Beautiful Stranger

*Which book are you reading at the moment?*
Studying Plays

*What is your favourite quote?*
Be the change you want to see

*Favorite avatar on the Forum?*
Jerrybaldy’s because I don’t really know what it is

*Favorite threads?*
poems and short stories

*What's your favorite sandwich?*
definitely spam

*What time of day do you most often find yourself on the LitNet*?
5.00am

*What are you wearing at the moment?*
cotton short pyjammies

*Favorite poem?*
I can’t abide poetry

*First novel you remember reading on your own?*
The *****

*What era do you find most of the books you read are from?*
20th century

*Favorite TV shows?*
Waking the Dead

*Which Forum members would you like to meet in person?*
Jerrybaldy, Prince, Zoo, Hill, Hawkman and Haunted

*Last words you said out loud?*
Don’t you vomit up those cat biscuits!

*Last person you hugged/kissed?*
My mother

*What do you do (for a living) to be able to keep your LitNet addiction going? And are you happy with your chosen profession?*
I work for the tax office and yes, I enjoy it. I believe in tax

*Would you rather be an educated fool or an ignorant fool?*
What do you think if I work at the tax office???

*What would you like to be if you could change your profession?*
a photographer for Nat Geo

*Which one of the seven dwarves are you and why?*
Fatsie – obvious reasons

*What is your most outstanding feature?*
My wit

*If you could change one thing about the way you look, what would that be?*
my vision

*Which book do you wish you had written?*
Lighthouse Keeping Jeanette Winterson. I am soooo jealous of her

*What should you be doing at the moment instead of answering these questions?*
doing my nightly beauty treatment

*Describe your ideal day, please.*
Picking up the pieces of a taxpayers life and putting it back together for them

*Favorite movie?*
Kung Pow

*Last movie you watched?
When Harry met Sally

*Favorite painting?*
Fremantle Mall

*Bowie, yay or nay?*
yan

*Wonderful Superman or depressing Batman?*
Catwoman

*Something you want to forget but you never can?*
I can’t tell you – it’s soooo embarrassing

I have walked out of a toilet with my skirt tucked in my knickers, if that helps

*If you could relive one moment in your life whenever you wanted to, what would it be?*
oh walking out of another toilet with my skirt tucked in my knickers…

*What was the best thing that happened to you during this year?*
I went overseas all by myself

*If you could send one thing to the Room 101, one would that be?*
coping with death

*Are you mostly happy with life or are you still in pursuit?*
I am mostly happy but we should never settle for that.

*Which care bear are you and why?*
I hate care bears

*Tell us something scandalous about yourself.*I believe in compulsory voting

*How long did it take you to answer all of these questions?*
oh a coffee and a half (this is my second attempt to get it right)

*One final word of wisdom for LitNet users?*
Write

*What question would you like to ask to the person to be interviewed after you*
How do you like your coffee?

[Silas Thorne]

Sorry for popping in late to the birthday party. Party on! Have a good next few days. :) The party only stops when you want it to.

[Delta40]

...On my last streamers now!

[hoope]

Happy birthday Delta :)

[yuka]

hope not too late to say 'happy birthday, Delta. :)
nice to feel happy air here
nice to meet everyone here

[Delta40]

Thanks Yuka. Its never too late to well wish someone!

[aliengirl]

Happy Birthday!!! I know its a bit late but I've not been here for some days. Hope you had a wonderful day.:)

[Haunted]

Just read your interview, great honor to be mentioned. I'll find the hot babe with her skirt tucked in her knickers, and you look for someone wearing a Jane Doe name tag.

[Delta40]

lol. those interviews are a bit silly and I read the one I had last year. I completely contradict myself....

[Haunted]

you did? I have to look it up.

[Maryd.]

Oh hey, just noticed the interview... Love it. :)

[qimissung]

Happy Birthday, Delta. Sorry I'm late,but I hope there was dancing and lots of cake!