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Jerrybaldy
11-22-2010, 07:17 PM
Let's get this straight,
we don't want those saggy tits,
those banana dicks,
those hairy moles,
or ribbons of fat.
Orange peel arse,
large noses,
too much,
too little hair.
We never named a cockroach
Charlie.

In Florida,
some fat bastard
swims with dolphins
in a beautiful pool.
Gives the camera
a jowly smile
and goes for a tuna lunch.

Delta40
11-22-2010, 07:34 PM
Sounds like the perfect compliment for a country steeped in really profound superficiality!

Not your crowning glory in my book Jerry - despite the biting wit :-)

Jerrybaldy
11-22-2010, 07:39 PM
*back to the drawing board*