Biggus
11-16-2010, 05:05 AM
THE WAY INTO MY HEART
The way into my heart
Is not with silver or gold
Nor money or jewels
Or five star dining
Expensive sports cars
And holidays abroad
It’s nothing of material worth
The way into my heart
Is a gesture of kindness
An unselfish act
You holding my hand
And gazing into my eyes
It’s a gentle caress
It’s simply being you
I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
I fell in love with you
All those years ago
Because you were oblivious
You simply didn’t know
You didn’t know
That beauty shone from every pore
You saw yourself as odd
But you were no oddity that’s for sure
You always put yourself down
If you could have seen through my eyes
You would have realized
You really didn’t have fat thighs
And your legs were fabulous
And your bum was not too fat
Your nose wasn’t pointy
And your chest wasn’t too flat
But that wasn’t possible
So I fell in love with your modesty
And you thought I was a good catch
So you got stuck with me
I still love you just as much today
As I did all those years ago
And you’re still completely oblivious
You simply don’t know
UNTRUE SUE
I sit at home alone
Waiting by the telephone
Hoping to hear her tender tone
But all the time I knew
It was fruitless to pursue
The fickle heart of Sue
I’ll spend no more nights alone
Waiting for Sue to phone
I’m better off on my own
So let me warn you about sue
Before she gets her hooks in you
Her love is definitely untrue
For as soon as you’re apart
The infidelity will start
For she has a cheating heart
HOW DO I KNOW I’M IN YOUR HEART?
How do I know I’m in your heart?
It’s feeling your hand in mine
And hearing your sighs
It’s a knowing smile on your face
A glance with libidinous eyes
And a maidens blush
It’s being close to you
Being alone with you
Even in a crowd
It’s every look and gesture
It’s in every nuance
Every unsaid word
That tells me I’m in your heart
POTHERING
He was in such a pother
Such was the lot of the suitor
For he was to ask for his lady’s hand
Well that was what he had planned
But he was in such a nervous state
He couldn’t get his head straight
He was sure she would be receptive
But signs can be deceptive
So he resolved to do what was planned
And ask for his lady’s hand
Although to be perfectly fare
He was more interested in the rest of her
The way into my heart
Is not with silver or gold
Nor money or jewels
Or five star dining
Expensive sports cars
And holidays abroad
It’s nothing of material worth
The way into my heart
Is a gesture of kindness
An unselfish act
You holding my hand
And gazing into my eyes
It’s a gentle caress
It’s simply being you
I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU ALL THOSE YEARS AGO
I fell in love with you
All those years ago
Because you were oblivious
You simply didn’t know
You didn’t know
That beauty shone from every pore
You saw yourself as odd
But you were no oddity that’s for sure
You always put yourself down
If you could have seen through my eyes
You would have realized
You really didn’t have fat thighs
And your legs were fabulous
And your bum was not too fat
Your nose wasn’t pointy
And your chest wasn’t too flat
But that wasn’t possible
So I fell in love with your modesty
And you thought I was a good catch
So you got stuck with me
I still love you just as much today
As I did all those years ago
And you’re still completely oblivious
You simply don’t know
UNTRUE SUE
I sit at home alone
Waiting by the telephone
Hoping to hear her tender tone
But all the time I knew
It was fruitless to pursue
The fickle heart of Sue
I’ll spend no more nights alone
Waiting for Sue to phone
I’m better off on my own
So let me warn you about sue
Before she gets her hooks in you
Her love is definitely untrue
For as soon as you’re apart
The infidelity will start
For she has a cheating heart
HOW DO I KNOW I’M IN YOUR HEART?
How do I know I’m in your heart?
It’s feeling your hand in mine
And hearing your sighs
It’s a knowing smile on your face
A glance with libidinous eyes
And a maidens blush
It’s being close to you
Being alone with you
Even in a crowd
It’s every look and gesture
It’s in every nuance
Every unsaid word
That tells me I’m in your heart
POTHERING
He was in such a pother
Such was the lot of the suitor
For he was to ask for his lady’s hand
Well that was what he had planned
But he was in such a nervous state
He couldn’t get his head straight
He was sure she would be receptive
But signs can be deceptive
So he resolved to do what was planned
And ask for his lady’s hand
Although to be perfectly fare
He was more interested in the rest of her