Copywriter’s Corner

[Hawkman]

OK folks, here’s something you can all have a go at. Write an advert for a product, real or imagined and post it here, just for the hell of it. The only stipulation is that it should be vaguely amusing. :D

I’ll start you off….


Are you bored with your 4 x 4?
Is your Hummer too tame?
Do you want a serious SUV?


If you answered yes to any of the above then the new 8 x 8 Ford Sasquatch is the car for you. Go anywhere, do anything - nothing short of a depleted uranium sabot round can stop you, and you’ll be doing your bit for global warming.

The new Ford Sasquatch – it’s got a carbon footprint bigger than Texas.

[jajdude]

I like this idea. Got nothing now, time to sleep, but maybe later.

[MANICHAEAN]

"Want a point & click interface?"
"Buy a Smith & Weston".

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
"Drink more Budweiser".

"Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old"
"Just buy him a few Jack Daniels first".

[Hawkman]

Nice little trio :D

The AK-47. It's killed more people than the Bomb!
Buy 500 and get a free landmine.

[Pensive]

:D
I have enjoyed these! Guess will have to think of a few myself too when I am in one of my more creative moods... :)

[jajdude]

Tired of being outdone by the people next door?

Get our new "Bag 'ems"

Can hold up to 99 pounds of trash!

You'll be the most popular man in your neighborhood.

[Big Dante]

It's Christmas time again and the Christmas turkey will come and go in a matter of seconds but that's not to fear!

This week and this week only you can now ring up and receive our new "Happy Scales." You stand on them and enter the weight you want to be and you will be that weight!

Warning: Self esteem may rapidly deteriorate after stepping off the "Happy Scales"

[Technophile]

Something I'm going to put on a t-shirt: I don't need Autism Awareness, Autism Acceptance will do just fine.
An ad for Fallout: New Vegas: Humans, Super Mutants, and Ghouls. Nom, nom!

[hillwalker]

For those little darlings who start smoking cigarettes even before puberty kicks in - buy her a Nicotine Patch Doll this Christmas.

H