Seniors

[Biggus]

SENIOR LIFT

I’m now officially old
And the tell tale indicator
Is that I just heard
My favourite song in the elevator

SENIOR CONTRCEPTION

Jimmy was in his seventies
And took himself a young wife
His biggest concern was fatherhood
At his time of life

“What birth control would you suggest?
Which would be best for me?”
He asked his doctor, who replied
“I think in your case, nudity”

SENIOR DIVAN

I’m now officially old
And the tell tale indicator
Is that having sex in a single bed
Isn’t an option any longer

[soundofmusic]

Very enjoyable:smilielol5: I know just what you mean:)

[Maryd.]

Oh Biggus... So funny... I am rolling over in laughter here. Brightened up my day. Hahaha

[Delta40]

I love your chirpy rhymes Biggus! They definitely put an extra ray of sunshine in a persons day.

[Biggus]

Thank you all so much

[YesNo]

"Senior Contraception" was funny. Now, what if the young wife actually does get pregnant? :)

[Biggus]

Thank you.
If she does get pregnant it will be whats known as a grudge baby - because someone had it in for him