Opposites attract

[Biggus]

OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 1

You have elegance
Poise and grace
A certain sophistication
And what was once called “it”
You have beauty
And sex appeal
You know what you’ve got
And how to use it
You have style
And fashion sense
You know what goes
And what does not
So answer me this
Why do you choose?
As your date
A tattooed Neanderthal

OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 2

She was gracefully slender
He was over weight so not so
She was something of a wit
He was not known for his bon mot
She was an intelligent beauty
He was not either though
With absolutely nothing in common
What attracted them I don’t know
But caught on the kitchen table
Going at it with Gusto
Were the unlikely couple
Undoubtedly in flagrante delicto

OPPOSITES ATTRACT # 3

What a strange affair
That mismatched pair
A pair of opposites
Caviar and grits
What did they do?
That mismatched two
Who were juxtaposed?
He ****ed her, I suppose

[Maryd.]

Ok, the last one caught me by surprise... But I loved them. Nothing like opposites attract that make a relationship fiery. :)

[Beautifull]

Funny. Love the fire of this one. :thumbsup:

[Biggus]

Thank you both

[PrinceMyshkin]

I feel bound to ask, apropos #3, did he actually **** her or did she **** him? or, perhaps, did they **** each other?

[Biggus]

A valid question Myshkin.
I think in all probability it was all three, I suspect it was a very animal attraction.
But in truth I didnt know how to end it.
The final "coupling" was engineered as I needed something to rhyme with juxtaposed

Thanks Paul