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stlukesguild
10-12-2010, 09:44 PM
"Business Week ranked the airport last in customer satisfaction due to long delays, bureaucratic employees, and overall oppressive atmosphere."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEyFH-a-XoQ

I've heard that Buenos Aires Jorge Luis Borges International is an even greater Labyrinth to navigate.:ack2:
mayneverhave
10-12-2010, 11:51 PM
Haha. That's great.

"and Gate B14 is in the F terminal"
kiki1982
10-13-2010, 03:21 AM
That's great! They are actually honour to their name! :lol:
MANICHAEAN
10-13-2010, 03:50 AM
I'm blocked from opening the article, but let me just add a few other contenders:

1. Lagos, Nigeria. Slow, hot & they shake you down for bribes.

2. Busher, Iran. Middle of nowhere. No waiting lounge. Get your bag & get out as they close the airport till the next flight comes in.

3. Miami. USA. Rude, macho & totally unable to comprehend what being in transit consists of.
Emil Miller
10-13-2010, 05:56 AM
London Heathrow - which was recently described as like landing in a third world country. Having travelled from there since its early days, I think that is a fair comparison.

Paris General de Gaulle - Almost impossible to find your way out of and, unless they have since put one in, there is no direct rail link to Paris. Thank heaven for the Channel tunnel.
Patrick_Bateman
10-13-2010, 06:03 AM
Last 2 posts have epically and monumentally failed
Emil Miller
10-13-2010, 06:09 AM
The last post appears to be meaningless.
MANICHAEAN
10-13-2010, 08:05 AM
I concur.
DanielBenoit
10-13-2010, 02:05 PM
I wonder if Ireland has its own Samuel Beckett International Airport where everyone is trying to come to terms with the absurdity of the situation. Weird, I feel as if I've been there before. . .
Rores28
10-13-2010, 03:56 PM
Last 2 posts have epically and monumentally failed

Awesome
Emil Miller
10-13-2010, 04:13 PM
I don't like repeating myself but the last post appears to be meaningless.
billl
10-13-2010, 04:22 PM
Florida's Ernest Miller Hemingway Regional Airport accommodates carry-on luggage only, and features plenty of bars, as well as a small field where people can shoot and kill their own in-flight snacks. (Also, no women in the cockpit.)
OrphanPip
10-13-2010, 04:58 PM
Poor Brian doesn't understand the jive talk of today's youth.
MANICHAEAN
10-13-2010, 09:55 PM
Ok. I'm slow on the uptake & have only just managed to open the article link. Egg on my face, but I'm laughing.

"Awesome" Rores28! Man you really have a way with words!
Rores28
10-13-2010, 10:21 PM
Thanks


:wink5:
Emil Miller
10-14-2010, 05:49 AM
Poor Brian doesn't understand the jive talk of today's youth.

Awesome.
prendrelemick
10-15-2010, 07:43 AM
They've got it wrong in the Robin Hood International Airport coffee bar. They steal from the rich AND the poor.
Rores28
10-19-2010, 06:02 PM
Awesome.

I think Pip just got served.
OrphanPip
10-19-2010, 06:11 PM
I think Pip just got served.

Oh my, does that mean I have to pop a cap in Brian's *** to maintain my street cred? As a reclusive bookish queer I'm not quite sure how these things work.
billl
10-19-2010, 08:53 PM
You are supposed to switch to ALL CAPS.
Emil Miller
10-20-2010, 09:21 AM
As a reclusive bookish queer I'm not quite sure how these things work.

You should get out more.
DanielBenoit
10-20-2010, 01:12 PM
Oh my, does that mean I have to pop a cap in Brian's *** to maintain my street cred?

^He got game.
Scheherazade
10-20-2010, 01:35 PM
Never imagined a thread about airports could go awry
so I stopped checking this thread after the first two posts.

After 20 posts, I stand corrected.