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Hawkman
10-10-2010, 11:12 AM
In London town did Bazalgette
A stately edifice decree:
Where Fleet, the tainted river, ran
Through sewers terrible to man,
Down to a septic sea.
So many miles of fertile ground
Dug up and plumbed and tunnelled round:
And there were parties for the press within the cuts,
although embankments under stress might fail,
And fall, entombing navvies, who with stubborn guts,
Continued to heroically prevail.

But Oh! That deep unsightly chasm which slanted
Down the muddy hill along the Thames embankment!
A stinking place, unholy, disenchanted,
As there beneath Westminster’s towers haunted
By politician wailing for depleted purse!
And from this chasm with ceaseless turmoil seething,
As if this earth in fast thick pants were breathing,
A mighty tunnel monument was formed:
Amid whose swift and noisome shaft
The sewage of a city’s population flowed,
With stately grace along the subterranean road:
And ‘mid the brick and Portland pointing,
Unpleasant things the walls anointing.
A thousand miles meandering with the lazy motions
Beneath the city and through the countryside they ran,
To a monstrous pump-house builded there by man,
And forced in tumult to a tidal ocean:
And from his office Joseph heard the song,
At last the awful London stink is gone.

The shadow of the sewage works
Floated far out on the waves;
Where the mingled rubbish lurks
Pumped from the man-made caves.
They were a miracle of rare device
A sunless tunneldrome with caves not nice!

A hot-chick with a flying V
On the telly once I saw
The image of a biker maid
And on her instrument she played,
She sang like Tina Turner.
Could I recall to mind
Those riffs and all her song
Some deep delight I’d find
In that music loud and long.
But I’d not build a sewer there
Not in the sun and open air,
No tunneldrome! No caves not nice!
And none who heard would see them there,
And none would cry, Beware! Beware!
The awful smell, the poisoned air!
Those are well fed rats, not mice,
So close your eyes, protect your head,
With honey-dew they are not fed,
Nor drink the milk of paradise.

PrinceMyshkin
10-10-2010, 11:21 AM
Will you graciously accept the word "genius"? I too have been tempted to write my parody of "Xanadu" (who hasn't?) but this, as fun and as well-formed poetry, is as bloody good as the original!

(Not being familiar with M. Bazalgette [I subsequently googled him] and with my less than perfect eyesight I read the title at first as a reference to some British variation of the sared bagel!)

hillwalker
10-10-2010, 04:33 PM
A brilliant piece Hawk - and for a moment there I thought you were referring to the construction on a more contemporary Xanadu - the Olympic 2012 'village'.

H

Hawkman
10-10-2010, 05:15 PM
Hi Prince. As good as the original? Poor Mr. Coleridge! Still, I'm inclined to feel, on revisiting the poem, that it equates with Wagner's ring cycle - much too long with a few memorable phrases sprinkled through it :D

hill, thanks to you too. You know it never occurred to me! I agree that the Olympics or even the Delhi debacle would be a good subject, but I haven't really paid it enough attention to garner sufficient detail to fill the poem. :D I'm much more up to speed with history than contemporary events. Maybe you should give it a go. Perhaps you and Prince could start a sub forum, specifically devoted to satirising this poem :devil:

Live long and prosper. H

Delta40
10-10-2010, 05:57 PM
I've been sitting in the past this weekend and read your poem in the context of the Great Stink of London. you write so eloquently Hawk. Your rhyming device never gets in the way of what you wish to say

Hawkman
10-10-2010, 07:53 PM
Hi Delta, Well the rhyming scheme is not my own, the pattern exactly matches that of Coleridge's poem, though of course, as a line for line parody, the rhymes are my choice. I was both surprised and amused by the way the subject fitted with the original poem's metre. Anyway, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

Live and be well, H

Jerrybaldy
10-10-2010, 08:06 PM
Hawk. I am of an age, woefully, that my first encounter of this poem came from Frankie Goes To Hollywood ' Welcome to the pleasure dome' Somebody will get that reference.
I think I once before accused you of being a true wordsmith but I fear I have to repeat myself.
JerryB

Hawkman
10-10-2010, 08:22 PM
I have to admit that I was introduced to this poem at a very early age, certainly before I was 10 I think, but ever since Mad Max III I always think of the, "pleasure dome" as the "Thunderdome" Strange but true :D Probably why I referenced Tina Turner...

Glad you enjoyed it anyway.

H