Spam

[Delta40]

I wander naked between floors
in a five star hotel
and trust no body
will mind if I drop some spam
here and there
It cost me eight dollars per tin

[dafydd manton]

Each to their own!!! I'm afraid I don't get in to 5 star hotels, they won't let me through the door, despite looking like Spam. Quirky little number!!!

[Jerrybaldy]

8 dollars a tin? Is spam some kind of delicacy in Oz?
I have no idea what you are on about Delta. But thats ok. Aint it ?
vegemites
Jerry

[Haunted]

Those snobs would probably have you arrested for having spam had it not have cost 8 bucks. A quick, funny poem.