De Me

[Delta40]

Defrizz my hair
so I don't resemble
a grizzly bear

defrazzle my confusion
so I appear in touch
with the latest stuff

Destress my shoulders
to avoid a hump
and a midlife slump

Deconstruct me each eve
starting when I
remove my teeth.

[Haunted]

humor, De Lta style
hahahaha

[dafydd manton]

Ah, picture the scene, the teeth go "plunk- fizzzzzz"in the beaker, the glass eye goes in the box, the tin leg propped up against the bed, the wig on it's polystyrene head-shaped stand, the corsets being unlaced and everything going south - how I know all this!! But the poetry is never false!!

[hillwalker]

De-lightful de-lta.

[angliholic]

Deheat me in the summer,
and defrost me in the winter.

[Skia]

:lol:

Thanks for cheering me up Delta ;)

[Jerrybaldy]

de pressing this is not.
I think you have mentioned false teeth before. Do yours bathe nightly ? ;)

[dafydd manton]

What a question to ask a lady - you're asking to get bitten!!

[Delta40]

I don't have false teeth - just unrealistic expectations