Cockney ryhme slang game?

[zoolane]

Aim is someone start with slang and next with try ryhme line.

I will start :


Apple and pears :stairs

[hillwalker]

Not easy to think of many that rhyme with yours -

Fred Astaires - hairs (?)

[Jerrybaldy]

confused ... how we gonna get off the same rhyme
but what the hell
lionel blares = flares (fact)

[Delta40]

grizzly bears - fairs?

[Jerrybaldy]

Hold on. Not sure I got it. If we are inventing new CRS then:
hairs and fluff= Stuff

[Jerrybaldy]

fairs and gypsies
gypsy kiss = piss
I think you are gonna have to explain the rules more Zoo :D

[Delta40]

I don't know how cockney rhyme works.....

ball and chain - pain

[zoolane]

Rule: it has be true cockney ryhme dictionary and can not be offensive.


Dog and Bone : Phone

[zoolane]

I don't know how cockney rhyme works.....

ball and chain - pain



Sorry Delta

Ball and Chain : wife or girlfriend

[zoolane]

Not easy to think of many that rhyme with yours -

Fred Astaires - hairs (?)

Yes hillwalker you are.

[zoolane]

Hold on. Not sure I got it. If we are inventing new CRS then:
hairs and fluff= Stuff

Not sure

[MANICHAEAN]

Ball & chain: pain
Michael Caine : Stars & Garters : Tomatoes

Oh no its not pain, its wife!
Duchess of Fife

[Delta40]

Sorry Delta

Ball and Chain : wife or girlfriend

actually, trouble and strife = wife

[Delta40]

ok, i think I got it

Jimi Hendrix

[zoolane]

thank you for correct Delta.

[hillwalker]

Mutt 'n' Jeff - deaf

[zoolane]

Mother Hubbard : cupboard

[zoolane]

Rose lee :tea

[Jerrybaldy]

butchers (hook) =look
pony (and trap) = crap

[Pendragon]

Lady from Bristol = Pistol
Briney Marlin = Darling
China Plate = Mate

(I read these somewhere, a mystery where cockney slang was part of the clues)