thoughts

[Delta40]

You can tell a gal
is working class
when she cleans
before the cleaner arrives
when you like her top
and she tells you
how cheap it was
from a target shop
you can tell she's an ***
when she thinks
brazilian wax
is a scented candle
and you can also tell
when she rubs your shoulders
with calloused hands
that work hard
because she believes in you

[Jerrybaldy]

Lovely Delta. I have only ever loved working class girls.

[angliholic]

Considerate and delicate!
I learn a lot about gals' feelings from your poems.
Thanks for sharing!

[Haunted]

interesting...thinking now if I fit the description...thinking thinking thinking...............

[dafydd manton]

I had to look Brazilian Wax up. I wish I hadn't. Delta, you are a naughty girl.

[Bar22do]

You can tell a gal
is working class
when she cleans
before the cleaner arrives
when you like her top
and she tells you
how cheap it was
from a target shop
you can tell she's an ***
when she thinks
brazilian wax
is a scented candle
and you can also tell
when she rubs your shoulders
with calloused hands
that work hard
because she believes in you

It's a fine poem, Delta, engagé. Plain and effective.

[PrinceMyshkin]

What a beautiful turnaround at the end. I loved it. Thanks

[Skia]

I got Brazilian Wax :P

Lovely,
I agree,
I'm not sure what class I am,
But your poem gives me an idea ;)

[Delta40]

I got Brazilian Wax :P

Lovely,
I agree,
I'm not sure what class I am,
But your poem gives me an idea ;)

good!

[Jerrybaldy]

I had a self inflicted hollywood once :D

[Delta40]

lol did you dye it pink too?

[dafydd manton]

You can get cream for it.

[hillwalker]

No. I'm happy to report I've not had a back, crack and sack. Look it up daf, if you dare.

[Delta40]

phew....good to know we're all working class!

[dafydd manton]

Thanks, Hill, but I think I can guess, ta! I am now going to bow gracefully out before Jerry reveals something we might all regret. (I may never sleep again!)

Oy, Delta, Darlin', yeah, you, the Sheila wiv the wossits, as I never knew what one of them wax fings woz, is I uppper class?

[Delta40]

no, more a working class bloke who is happy not to move with the times in everything....

[dafydd manton]

That's a relief. I had a sheltered upbringing, I know a lot about sheep, though.

[Delta40]

well I don't! I've heard the same jokes about New Zealanders told about the Welsh. Did you know there are six sheep for every NZ?

[dafydd manton]

Oh, the jokes, the jokes! Heard them all before! The population if Wales is well outnumbered by sheep, some of whom are great poets, orators, teachers.....

[Jerrybaldy]

the only thing left was pink already :D

[dafydd manton]

Pink sheep..... now there's a thought.

[Jerrybaldy]

lol I was replying to several posts previous. (Matron, Daffy is confusing the thread again, he needs his medication, its gone 11 and he missed his bed bath earlier and he is covered in earwax)

[Delta40]

As they say in NZ: ave sum fush n chups bro

[Jerrybaldy]

As they say in the asylum : Daffy's forgotten to put his trousers on again.

[dafydd manton]

Look, I've got great legs, especially the wooden one. Queen Anne, that!

[Delta40]

see you on antique roadshow?

[dafydd manton]

Yup, I was the one with the woodworm............

[Delta40]

((((warm hugs for daffy))))

[Hawkman]

phew....good to know we're all working class!

I'm not! Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

[Maryd.]

Me working class.... Never...
Alright, maybe just a little...
Alright already! A lot.
In reference to a brazilian... No thanks, I'll leave that to the other class.
Good one Delta, you have everyone thinking with this one... Hahaha

[Delta40]

I'm not! Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

I neva fort of that! you must be the and that feeds me!

[Delta40]

Me working class.... Never...
Alright, maybe just a little...
Alright already! A lot.
In reference to a brazilian... No thanks, I'll leave that to the other class.
Good one Delta, you have everyone thinking with this one... Hahaha

I know someone called Hairy Mary like Hairy McClary and I've never asked why she has that name.....

I have a cat called Slurkie Malurkie

[Maryd.]

Ar, er... No comment... oops... Seceret's out... Hahahaha.