my brother belta

[Jerrybaldy]

my brother is really fat
he aint all that
the depth of his arse prints
belie his shallow soul
his sticky hands
are custard covered
and his podgy fingers
are perfectly sized
to squeeze through
the doughnut ring
he really is a fat git
a touch of him sends ripples
but not I may add
the raspberry ripples
he much prefers
but the great big splodge
is my brother
and I love him
deep beneath that lard


for a friend.

[Delta40]

You have come a long way baby. from the man known for joviality alone ( which you seem to do effortlessly and in my opinion brilliantly, but never quote me) to this duck spraying himself all over these pages with his true thoughts.

[Haunted]

An amazingly multi dimensional poem

ok, just copying from someone who copied from me. You can always ignore it if you get tired of seeing the same 5 words repeated across the board

[Jerrybaldy]

That was powerfully written, words with real weight. If respect is possible in cyberspace, I have it for you. It's often especially moving to me when a poet, such as you did here, states his or her case boldly, without adornments or milking the conceit. A moving and graceful poem.

[Delta40]

An amazingly multi dimensional poem

ok, just copying from someone who copied from me. You can always ignore it if you get tired of seeing the same 5 words repeated across the board

well that too, with you as the higher Queen and the two crazy English kings

[dafydd manton]

Jerry - you've never been so kind about me before!! What brought this on, or are you going Doo-Lally?

[hillwalker]

Oo, can we crit our own poems now as well as cut and paste? Yipee. Jerry, "you are a trend setter par excellence" (and you all have my permission to re-use that phrase as and when you see fit).

[dafydd manton]

Yipee. Hill, "you are a trend setter par excellence" (and you all have my permission to re-use that phrase as and when you see fit).

[Haunted]

Jerry, you are a trend setter par excellence

Hill, you are also a trend setter par excellence

Daf, you are also also a trend setter par excellence (and you all have my permission to re-use that phrase as and when you see fit).

Yipee.

[dafydd manton]

Haunted, you are also also a trend setter par excellence (and you all have my permission to re-use that phrase as and when you see fit).

[Jerrybaldy]

This is way too much fun. I just want to send a shout out to Delta here in a way that has just this very moment sprung into my head.
Delta, you are a trend setter par excellence. Sometimes I just dont know how i come up with these lines.
Jerry manton
A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!! www.jerry-manton.co.uk

My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!

[dafydd manton]

Could we cop some flak for enjoying our little selves?

[hillwalker]

At last it all makes a certain kind of sense - Dr. Jerry and Mr. Manton - one and the same!

[dafydd manton]

Well, we've never been seen in the same room at the same time, 'tis true!

[Jerrybaldy]

Funny you should mention Flak Daffy as it reminds me of an original piece Im working on called Charlie four two.

Hill, dear Sherlock. you never cease to amaze me. If respect is possible in...........

[dafydd manton]

Well said, Sirrah. Particularly like your poem on Grandad, by the way.

[Jerrybaldy]

Hill
I feel the time is right to confess, that jerrybaldy is just a side project of mine. I sometimes don a plastic bald wig and get into the mind of this imaginary character of mine and write some frankly sub standard stuff, as an experiment you understand.
I hope you and the other fellow litnetters will not take offence at my experiment.

Dafydd Manton, A Legend In His Own Lunchtime!! www.dafydd-manton.co.uk

My Work Has Been Spread Over Many Fields!

[dafydd manton]

Egad! Someone has stolen the banana! Call the Fruit Police!

[Jerrybaldy]

You aint fooling me Daf
love Delta

Using logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere (Einstein)

[hillwalker]

No offence - as long as it's all for a worthy cause. It just bothers us that you spend so much time posting comments to yourself and then replying to them. Perhaps you need to speak to someone else who can help you come to terms with your problem. There must be a cure - a daffyectomy perhaps, or something less painful..... like sensory deprivation (same as spending a weekend in Swindon I'm reliably informed).

[dafydd manton]

Swindon? Hill, you are a cruel man. We could even do that to me....er....Jerry, whom I have never met and do not know, I wasn't even there, I've never heard of 'im, Officer.

[Jerrybaldy]

No good directing that at Hill .... for he is actually Ang. He spots flowers on his hill walks and writes under that name.
lots of love
Haunted
Dance........A moving experience.

[hillwalker]

Nothing much gets past you does it, Jerrdaffy? Or should that be Colonel Jerrdaffy?

[Delta40]

ha ha. I have a plastic bald head too!

[dafydd manton]

Now there's an image to conjure with! Do you wear it on the beach?

[Delta40]

of course! it keeps my hair dry...

[dafydd manton]

You must tell Jerry.

[Delta40]

don't you get it man? I'm Bob - Jerry's 'I wanna live in the sun, with or without hair' brother


"Each man has his price Bob
and yours was pretty low"


'You didn't think my joke about your parting was funny?'

[Haunted]

hey Bobababob, you want an update on my spongelessly spongeful kidney?

~Delta

Using logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere (Einstein)

[Delta40]

secrete if you must Delta.



Dance........A moving experience.

[Jerrybaldy]

I am the real haunted delta mary daf hill hawk prince ang manwoman thing and you guys best not forget it.
lots of love
real Lall
check out my web site plagiarists r us . com

[Delta40]

pssst everyone!
amazing multidimensional poem writing person actually lives in Plagaria. give him support while he is here

[dafydd manton]

It isn't really Plagaria - it's only a copy!