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Delta40
08-31-2010, 05:32 PM
He called himself Jay Bloo
that is how he left
me feeling
my stomach churning
each time I went near him
when it was over
I stood up
Flushed
Blue
I watched my life
go down the gurgler
then I walked out
and never looked back
dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 05:33 PM
A career - down the pan!
Jerrybaldy
08-31-2010, 05:39 PM
Finally I get a dedication and its a crapper. :D
dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 05:40 PM
Horses for courses, mate!
Delta40
08-31-2010, 05:42 PM
Finally I get a dedication and its a crapper. :D

lol. sorry Jerry your recent post on matchmaker was too much to resist!
hillwalker
08-31-2010, 05:46 PM
Over to you Jerry - I can feel an ode to the 'Toilet Duck' coming on
Delta40
08-31-2010, 05:48 PM
I wrote a short story about the life of a toilet duck. I will just go and post it right now
Haunted
08-31-2010, 05:53 PM
it's about time someone writes a poem in honor of Jerry. And what a throne this is!
Delta40
08-31-2010, 05:55 PM
it's about time someone writes a poem in honor of Jerry. And what a throne this is!


I'm gluing all my empty rolls together as we speak to make a crown
Jerrybaldy
08-31-2010, 06:46 PM
I am Jerrybaldias
look on ye mighty and despair
for my work is best lamented
upon the crapping chair
Delta40
08-31-2010, 06:49 PM
Oh great one do I address you as Jerrybaldyass?
Jerrybaldy
08-31-2010, 06:52 PM
not yet but if I go for a back sack and crack I will post it at once.
Delta40
08-31-2010, 06:55 PM
as a follower, I refuse to be a brown noser!
Jerrybaldy
08-31-2010, 07:03 PM
I do so love to quote ozymandias as one of the few that stuck in my head, I feel quite dizzy with loftiness. I can do an odour of chrysanthemums also at a push. Bloke walks down a railwaytrack. train goes past. Industrialisation on one side nature on the other. juxtaposition. Oh how the dinner party guests swoon :D
Delta40
08-31-2010, 07:18 PM
*whispers Daffy, where are you? I think our great leader has lost the plop, I mean plot*
dafydd manton
08-31-2010, 08:10 PM
*Whispers....he's probably getting bogged down in details!*
angliholic
08-31-2010, 08:43 PM
Interesting and entertaining!
I like your wits expressed in this piece!
But I think Jerry deserves something better than this!
He's a gentleman despite being baldy!
Delta40
08-31-2010, 11:50 PM
I agree Angliholic. He deserves better. Lets get to work on it right away!