Isabella Rossilini's Green Porno Series

[OrphanPip]

So, there's a series of incredibly weird educational short videos about the sexual behavior of animals made for the sundance channel that are all directed and written by Isabella Rossellini.

You have to see them to believe them. After watching them, I'm not sure I actually learned anything, but I certainly laughed at the absurdity.

Season 1:

Earth Worm - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkm3CCX1_xk

Snail - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BckqviVaWl0

Bedbug - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2jeVX8vwt0

Praying Mantis - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXoPLeIIUFY

Spider - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9wRxW7v1LA&feature=related

Fly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zm4MvqVaVNA&feature=related

Bee - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6s2HfSHHsQ&feature=related

Dragonfly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiXOutDEgDM

Firefly - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgnCqOCS8gM&feature=related

They're probably not everybody's thing, but I find them hilarious. My favourite is the bedbug one.

[Desolation]

Well, I can tell you this, I'm never going to look at a snail the same way again.

[OrphanPip]

Well, I can tell you this, I'm never going to look at a snail the same way again.

"Sado-Masochism excites me." There's something special going on in Rossellini's mind.

Edit: I made a mistake though, the bedbug video is from Rossellini's Seduce Me series, not from the Green Porno series. ya...

I'm not sure it's available in Europe, but the entire series can be watched on Sundance's site.

http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

[DanielBenoit]

I think working with Lynch (and being married to him) has permanently damaged her. . . .

[Mr. Pedantic]

"Without my Penis, I will die!"

No kidding. Wow those bees sure are something.

[qimissung]

I saw a couple of them a few years ago. They are hilarious...and bizarre. When I think of the career she could have had...(:D)

[OrphanPip]

"Without my Penis, I will die!"

No kidding. Wow those bees sure are something.

Her delivery is golden.

"But... I will die... without my penis, I will bleed to death."

And of course, "But pulling out from her... uh! My penis will break off in her, like a cork stuck in a bottle."

[BSED90]

I had to watch them in AP biology in high school. They were the biggest waste of time.

[JuniperWoolf]

Hahaha, I had no idea what that little foreskin-looking thing on worms was until just now. I can't believe that I missed this thread before.

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

Yeah, I saw someone show this on a comedy show (maybe Tosh.0, or something like it). Hilarious. Not really sure why it's called "porno." I've seen some porn. I don't see any similarities.

[OrphanPip]

Yeah, I saw someone show this on a comedy show (maybe Tosh.0, or something like it). Hilarious. Not really sure why it's called "porno." I've seen some porn. I don't see any similarities.

Because they're all about animal sexual behavior and anatomy. I think they're kind of reminiscent of some German films I've seen.

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I think they're kind of reminiscent of some German films I've seen.

:lol: